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Dumb things that women do that defy common sense and practicality

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Lifer
Please add your own..
Adding ridiculous and useless pillows to a bed, and on some couches as well
Taking FOREVER to do the simplest tasks that a man could do in 1/2 the time(going into a store etc)
Not confronting an issue/problem head on and instead making men guess at it..BE DIRECT
Lying to other women about the simplest thing. Does this purse look nice? OMG I LOVE IT, when in reality they hate it and will gossip about it behind their back.
 
One of them is probably going to get all pissy and say something stupid in this thread too.







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This list would be shorter, and actually possible to make if it were: Things women do that are actually logical and make sense.
 
"Andrea, who the fuck is Andrea?!?!, that's my boss baby" "You're fucking her aren't you?" "I saw you looking at her!"
 
Not all women, but a lot (even most) of them like to keep grudges for the dumbest reasons. They'll stop talking to good friends because they're mad about something little. You have to do something really fucking bad to piss off a guy to that point. And in general, give it a couple weeks and we'd forget what happened.
 
hesitate when driving

pick out crappy movies at blockbuster

eat salads and other inferior rabbit feed

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Originally posted by: gorcorps
Not all women, but a lot (even most) of them like to keep grudges for the dumbest reasons. They'll stop talking to good friends because they're mad about something little. You have to do something really fucking bad to piss off a guy to that point. And in general, give it a couple weeks and we'd forget what happened.
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And they won't tell the friend that they're mad, either (as a generalization)
Just like when they're mad at us and they won't tell us why ("You KNOW what you did!") 😛
 
Asking a question that you know no matter how you answer it, will just result in an argument and/or her yelling at you.

?Why is there mud on the floor!?? They know WHY there is mud on the floor, they just want to yell at you for it.

?Forgetting? things they said or did if it makes them look bad so you can never use it against them.

Joining sides with another woman in an argument even though they know the girl is in the wrong.
 
Giving gifts that nobody wants. Way to waste money. Sure, they always want gifts that are entirely impractical, but it's okay as long as they're happy. I, on the other hand, do not want to receive a gift that I will never, ever use.
 
Waiting until 10 pm sunday night to go shopping, and then getting pissy when we say "have fun! I'm going to bed"
 
Obey convention...

I was talking to a girl about cars yesterday, and made the mistake of asking her how many MPG hers got.

She couldn't see why she had to tell me in MPG since she didn't buy her petrol in gallons, and didn't want to convert, she felt that saying "I can get up to 400 miles from a tank" sufficiently answered the question... and when asked how many litres a tank took said "It depends (dur) maybe £40".

If anybody is still paying attention at this time, the answer was 44 MPG (imperial).
 
I gotta say, letting a penis anywhere near their mouth/private area is one of the stupidest things they could ever do. I mean god damn, those things are fugly alien looking things. 😛
 
Some of the bashing in this thread is really over the top.

At least be logical yourselves. 😕

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Speaking. Women don't need to speak to be useful.
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Originally posted by: Gothgar
This list would be shorter, and actually possible to make if it were: Things women do that are actually logical and make sense.
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Originally posted by: sash1
leaving the kitchen
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