Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest? -- With slideshow of 78 pics!

[mikeford]

Creeper factor off the scale.

I think they came over and talked to you just to be sure of an accurate description for the stalker report.

 

[brianmanahan]

what is an adjective that's even dumber that dumbest?

because that would be OP

 

[WelshBloke]

You weren't even on roller blades; you were on roller skates? Holy fuck, is this thread from like 1970? I know those aren't a thing anymore.

I'm having difficulty reading this thread without discofunk playing in my head. :/

 

[Remobz]

Pale chicks ftw

Too pale for my liking🙁 I like some color to my women.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Have you guys considered that the op is just autistic and incapable of reading social cues? He could still be genius-tier. You're all being insensitive. :'(

 

[Slew Foot]

Lol, creepy hipster guy taking stalker pics of unemployed hipster chicks.

 

[Muse]

Did we scare the OP off, or did the realization of his own creepiness scare him off?

Well, I have a life, I was incommunicado for a while...

 

[Muse]

This is the "goddamn is that creepy guy on roller skates STILL taking pictures of us?"

Yeah, I guess... it's kind of weird taking pictures of strangers with a DSLR fitted with a monster lens + lens shade. The reactions I get are all over the place. No one has done a scene like out of The Godfather where they grab my camera and smash it to the ground. 😀

 

[Aharami]

those chicks need to get out in the sun a bit more.

 

[Oil]

I regret asking for pics

 

[Mai72]

Pale chicks ftw

We don't like these chicks. Uggglliiiieeee!!!!!!!

We want only the top notch chicks. Top 10s. We deserve better. :thumbsdown:

 

[smackababy]

Have you guys considered that the op is just autistic and incapable of reading social cues? He could still be genius-tier. You're all being insensitive. :'(

Nobody genius-tier wears roller skates in 2014.

 

[Muse]

Nobody genius-tier wears roller skates in 2014.

You are FOS

 

[smackababy]

You are FOS

FOS?

 

[Perknose]

blades... quads
hot chicks... average at best
great lens... s**t-a** quality pictures

the fail-fecta

Seriously?

If you'd been in Muse's shoes quads, this would have been the one of the best days of your life!

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

I regret asking for pics

this made me lol

 

[brianmanahan]

Seriously?

If you'd been in Muse's shoes quads, this would have been the one of the best days of your life!

pfft, i dont have to wear roller skates to get women to look at me like that :awe:

but at least i know how to frame a shot!

 

[Perknose]

FOS?

Full Of Sasparilla, you dumb-ass sasparillahead. You really are full of it (sasparilla.) ()🙂

 

[WelshBloke]

We don't like these chicks. Uggglliiiieeee!!!!!!!

We want only the top notch chicks. Top 10s. We deserve better. :thumbsdown:

I thought that they were pretty... well pretty really.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Total FOS

 

[Mai72]

I thought that they were pretty... well pretty really.

This is ATOT. We have guys here that go out with supermodels.

I'm talking prime grade A beef. 😱

These ladies are meh.

 

[brianmanahan]

DQ'd by elbows

 

[Muse]

Seriously?

If you'd been in Muse's shoes quads, this would have been the one of the best days of your life!

Hey, like the song says "always remember this is the happiest day of your life."

This song: The Damned - "Life Goes On"

 

[OverVolt]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

typed that shit manually.

Those girls... the one is wearing a beige bra right, and that lacey shirt probably got you confused as shit but there isn't as much boob action going on as your brain probably short circuited and thought. They aren't dressed that appealing to me.

 

[OverVolt]

Also

LOL.

The girl texting on her phone is actually aware you are taking her picture and she is pissed at you.

Then when the girl in black is looking back at you, they were whispering about you and she shot you a mean look.

Cause thats how girls act when you be creeping. Very lol. They wanted your card to get your info, its actually a good thing you didn't have one.