Originally posted by: bunker
A few of the classic quotes from Dumb & Dumber:
Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
Yea, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don't know I wasn't really paying attention.
Look at the fun bags on that hose hound.
Harry: Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: ...I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes.
First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling. Where I'd do anything to bone her.