Dude, Wheres the Bat? It's in my house o_O

[Chiboy]

I wake up, go get my cereal... WTF why is the bottom section blocked off with a curtain? hmm go through, all the sofas are out of place? I dont want to wake anybody up, so as I eat my cereal I hear my dad... Dad wtf happened downstairs? "There is a bat in the house" WTF? How does a bat get in the house? & how the ****** do I get it out?

 

[dug777]

Umm, you don't?

Your old man gets it out while you go to school FTW?

 

[Zero001]

LMAO... that has happen to me. I lost the bat and I thought somehow it had gotten out. Later on that night, after I had forgotten about the bat, I sit down to read. Next thing you know I hear a screech. Sucker has gotten in between the sofa cushion. Lucky bastard survived the incident and I let him go.

 

[Beev]

Do like they did in The Office.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: Sraaz
Do like they did in The Office.

:thumbsup:

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EDIT: Woops, this one. First link's funnier though.

 

[Beev]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: Sraaz
Do like they did in The Office.

:thumbsup:

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EDIT: Woops, this one. First link's funnier though.

Lol, I love it when Dwight falls after he first sees the bat.

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: Zero001
LMAO... that has happen to me. I lost the bat and I thought somehow it had gotten out. Later on that night, after I had forgotten about the bat, I sit down to read. Next thing you know I hear a screech. Sucker has gotten in between the sofa cushion. Lucky bastard survived the incident and I let him go.

How did you get it out?

Edit: LMAO at The Office link.

 

[Zero001]

Originally posted by: Chiboy

Originally posted by: Zero001
LMAO... that has happen to me. I lost the bat and I thought somehow it had gotten out. Later on that night, after I had forgotten about the bat, I sit down to read. Next thing you know I hear a screech. Sucker has gotten in between the sofa cushion. Lucky bastard survived the incident and I let him go.

How did you get it out?

Edit: LMAO at The Office link.

The bat stayed there, so I threw a towel over it and took it outside.
:laugh: The Office

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Chiboy
I wake up, go get my cereal... WTF why is the bottom section blocked off with a curtain? hmm go through, all the sofas are out of place? I dont want to wake anybody up, so as I eat my cereal I hear my dad... Dad wtf happened downstairs? "There is a bat in the house" WTF? How does a bat get in the house? & how the ****** do I get it out?

Wasn't the box bulging from the curtain being shoved in there?

 

[moshquerade]

rabies?

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Chiboy
I wake up, go get my cereal... WTF why is the bottom section blocked off with a curtain? hmm go through, all the sofas are out of place? I dont want to wake anybody up, so as I eat my cereal I hear my dad... Dad wtf happened downstairs? "There is a bat in the house" WTF? How does a bat get in the house? & how the ****** do I get it out?

Wasn't the box bulging from the curtain being shoved in there?

 

[40Hands]

Towel and a trash can.

If one gets in our house, my cat just ends up killing it.

 

[bignateyk]

<bat> im in ur house, givin you rabies </bat>

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Chiboy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Chiboy
I wake up, go get my cereal... WTF why is the bottom section blocked off with a curtain? hmm go through, all the sofas are out of place? I dont want to wake anybody up, so as I eat my cereal I hear my dad... Dad wtf happened downstairs? "There is a bat in the house" WTF? How does a bat get in the house? & how the ****** do I get it out?

Wasn't the box bulging from the curtain being shoved in there?

1. I wake up, go get my cereal
2. WTF why is the bottom section blocked off with a curtain?
3....

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Chiboy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Chiboy
I wake up, go get my cereal... WTF why is the bottom section blocked off with a curtain? hmm go through, all the sofas are out of place? I dont want to wake anybody up, so as I eat my cereal I hear my dad... Dad wtf happened downstairs? "There is a bat in the house" WTF? How does a bat get in the house? & how the ****** do I get it out?

Wasn't the box bulging from the curtain being shoved in there?

1. I wake up, go get my cereal
2. WTF why is the bottom section blocked off with a curtain?
3....

There is a doorway with stairs that cuts off the top section where the bedrooms are with the living room & kitchen being downstairs. So when I left my room & went down the stairs to go to the kitchen, well you get my point? I would have pics, but no point since I dont know where the fvcker is hiding.

 

[Tiamat]

Bats suck. I had one in my basement apartment 2 years ago. It flew at me, I took my cast iron skillet and knocked it out. Scooped it up and dumped it outside. It was gone after 15 minutes, so i assume it went to harass someone else.

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
Bats suck. I had one in my basement apartment 2 years ago. It flew at me, I took my cast iron skillet and knocked it out. Scooped it up and dumped it outside. It was gone after 15 minutes, so i assume it went to harass someone else.

Bats in a Pan!

 

[scott916]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
Bats suck. I had one in my basement apartment 2 years ago. It flew at me, I took my cast iron skillet and knocked it out. Scooped it up and dumped it outside. It was gone after 15 minutes, so i assume it went to harass someone else.

That's damn near the funniest thing I've ever heard... Definitely one of those moments you wish you could have caught on video. Bats are scary, I got divebombed a few times exploring an old mining cave in the foothills of the Sierras last summer.

 

[Pepsi90919]

dude, where's my daewoo?