dude nails chick in back seat of car

[OBLAMA2009]

warning: do not click on this link on a full stomach

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/senior-citizen-car-sex-098713

at least he was drunk. "neither Daniels nor Adams--both of whom were unsteady and smelled of booze--knew the other’s name"

 

[NFS4]

She looks completely satisfied. Him, not so much.

 

[BoomerD]

Ugly old people need a bit of fucking from time to time too...

 

[dank69]

Hey, alky scored another perfect 10!

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

Haha he is like 'wtf did I just do...'
she is like 'I just got laid! I just got laid!'

 

[SandEagle]

is that BoomerD?

 

[BoomerD]

is that BoomerD?

 

[Powermoloch]

lol

 

[SandEagle]

😀

:thumbsup:

 

[Nintendesert]

Hey, alky scored another perfect 10!

Is his wife out of town again? :sneaky:

 

[Newbian]

Booze goggles are a horrible thing.

 

[Lanyap]

is that BoomerD?

There is a resemblance.


She's a GGILF

She wouldn't look too bad if she had makeup on and her hair was done. 😛
If I was 70.

 

[Zeze]

Her vagina can still get wet?

 

[Lanyap]

Her vagina can still get wet?

No but his tongue was. D:

 

[waggy]

ugh.

 

[Engineer]

is that BoomerD?

Which one? D:

 

[Ika]

She was probably smoking hot when she was 20.

 

[erikistired]

just sayin'.

 

[eLiu]

There is a resemblance.


She's a GGILF

She wouldn't look too bad if she had makeup on and her hair was done. 😛
If I was 70.

Yeah I was gonna say that. She was probably pretty hot in her younger years. Has nice facial structure and good eyes.

 

[mizzou]

I don't even know what to say

 

[The Boston Dangler]

When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said.

:awe:

 

[OBLAMA2009]

:awe:

i blew tea out my nose when i first read that line too

 

[Lithium381]

wow, i wanted to throw up at the thought of that

 

[kage69]

That poor cop! It's one thing to read of this. I'm sure it's quite another deal entirely to happen upon a scene like that in progress. I imagine observing the dismount was akin to staring at the sun for a solid 20min or so. Obviously the goggles would do nothing.



I'd like everyone to just take a moment and contemplate the scathing verbal barrage that guy is probably now taking from friends, coworkers and any brothers he has.

*cringe* Man that's good stuff.



Didn't even know her last name, so I guess the beergoggles defense does kinda fly?

 

[kage69]

just sayin'.

Nawww, he's been laying low ever since he had to thump that mouthy black kid on the bus...