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Puppies04

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this.


In college when we teabagged someone it was always with clothes on and I'm not even sure we ever actually made contact with someone's face. And finally, it was always to people we actually knew.

I am in no way defending the act of "teabagging" but by your own description you never teabagged anyone.
 

Ns1

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I am in no way defending the act of "teabagging" but by your own description you never teabagged anyone.

We all knew what "real" teabagging was. None of us were stupid enough to actually pull our scrotum out.

Even with pants on, when my crotch is 1" away from your face, you know you're being teabagged.

/LOLcollege
 

ArchAngel777

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We all knew what "real" teabagging was. None of us were stupid enough to actually pull our scrotum out.

Thank God there are still decent human beings on these forums. Big difference between joking about doing it and really doing it.
 

HamburgerBoy

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We all knew what "real" teabagging was. None of us were stupid enough to actually pull our scrotum out.

Even with pants on, when my crotch is 1" away from your face, you know you're being teabagged.

/LOLcollege

Yeah, I don't have a problem with that. No contact, no exposed genitalia = no molestation. Stick your scrotum into the mouth of a sleeping person = molestation.
 

HamburgerBoy

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Afraid you'll catch teh gay? :rolleyes:

lol. This is probably the dumbest post I've read here in months. You're probably trolling now, but anyone that registers to a tech forum with '69' at the end of a handle is probably a sex offender.
 

HamburgerBoy

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Once again, "molest" is open to interpretation.

Yes, and the court's have agreed with the interpretation that sticking genitals onto/into the mouth of a person that cannot consent is sexual battery.

derp derp

Do you really think that previous post was a remotely rational argument? That when a person feels violated, it's because they're secretly afraid of enjoying it? Either you're a dumbass or have morals strikingly in line with the typical sexual predator.
 

dank69

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Yes, and the court's have agreed with the interpretation that sticking genitals onto/into the mouth of a person that cannot consent is sexual battery.
Considering the guy was basically face down I doubt the genitals made any contact with the mouth much less entered his mouth in any way.



Do you really think that previous post was a remotely rational argument? That when a person feels violated, it's because they're secretly afraid of enjoying it? Either you're a dumbass or have morals strikingly in line with the typical sexual predator.
No, that was a joke. Something you clearly do not understand.
 

SphinxnihpS

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Yes, and the court's have agreed with the interpretation that sticking genitals onto/into the mouth of a person that cannot consent is sexual battery.



Do you really think that previous post was a remotely rational argument? That when a person feels violated, it's because they're secretly afraid of enjoying it? Either you're a dumbass or have morals strikingly in line with the typical sexual predator.

Dude, it comes down to, do you think someone's hurt feelings (at worst) justify prison time?

A fair sentence would be an apology and a trip to a qualified dominatrix.
 

HamburgerBoy

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Considering the guy was basically face down I doubt the genitals made any contact with the mouth much less entered his mouth in any way.

No, that was a joke. Something you clearly do not understand.

Ok, I didn't watch the video because videos of sexual molestation do not appeal to me, but in that case I could see it being a relatively minor case of sexual molestation. But still molestation nonetheless.

How was that clearly a joke? A sarcastic remark, sure; I didn't think that you thought Apple of Sodom thought he would "catch teh gay". But at the same time, your post gave no indication of having any point other than belittling his point that unwilling genital contact was unacceptable to him.

Dude, it comes down to, do you think someone's hurt feelings (at worst) justify prison time?

I dunno. I guess so. The dude in the op should have been able to ejaculate on the unconscious guy's face too, provided he washed it with Cetaphil afterwards.
 
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Wreckem

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Considering the guy was basically face down I doubt the genitals made any contact with the mouth much less entered his mouth in any way.



No, that was a joke. Something you clearly do not understand.

Unwanted and uncustomary touching is assault & battery.

Touching someones body with your genitals is sexual, no matter where your genitals touch.

Its sexual assualt. You are completely and totally clueless. Your opinion doesn't matter. The guy got of fairly lightly.
 

Paratus

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teabagging4jeebus.jpg
 

ImpulsE69

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Is teabagging a sex offender offense?

N/M saw someone said he wasn't required to register. Good to know I can continue to ....not teabag anyone.
 

HeXen

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Teabagging should only be done in online games. For a guy to actually teabag another is as homoish as it gets imo.
 

Capt Caveman

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Dude, it comes down to, do you think someone's hurt feelings (at worst) justify prison time?

A fair sentence would be an apology and a trip to a qualified dominatrix.

Go up to some drunk woman in a bar and teabag her. All you did is hurt her feelings, so all you should have to do is apologize after the police show up.

Sad, how stupid some folks are here.