Dude, are you pleasuring yourself in there???

[SunnyD]

Question for the "gentlemen" of AT. When you shake "it" off, is it just a couple flicks and you're done or do you go at it like a porn star?

I ask, because there's a relative "newcomer" to the restroom at work lately who invariably comes in to take a leak ends up sounding like he's jerking off for about a minute afterwards. It's hard to discern whether he's just trying to be thorough or pleasuring himself, but it is rather disturbing.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Just a couple flicks.

 

[Jeeebus]

I'd only be worried when you walk in and he's muttering your name while doing it.

 

[cronos]

when you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it

 

[Tweak155]

i'd only be worried when you walk in and he's muttering your name while doing it.

lol

EDIT:

Hey I had a capital LOL.

 

[Crusty]

More than two shakes = playing with it

 

[Terabyte]

Yes.

Please stop bothering me unless you want to help me 😉

 

[shortylickens]

Question for the "gentlemen" of AT. When you shake "it" off, is it just a couple flicks and you're done or do you go at it like a porn star?

I ask, because there's a relative "newcomer" to the restroom at work lately who invariably comes in to take a leak ends up sounding like he's jerking off for about a minute afterwards. It's hard to discern whether he's just trying to be thorough or pleasuring himself, but it is rather disturbing.

Whats more disturbing is you analyzing every mans bathroom habits and forming a baseline & tracking unusual results.

 

[joesmoke]

you can wiggle
you can shake
you can even dance
but the last two drops end up in your pants

 

[joesmoke]

if hes old, id say its normal and hes just trying to make sure hes gettin the most out of his pit stop as possible, so hes not back there 20 minutes later

if hes young... well, he may still be discovering himself down there :awe:

 

[spidey07]

I just grab my pants/boxers that my frank and beans is hanging over and give a few shakes.

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

Flick of the wrist and you're done, baby.

 

[PricklyPete]

They make underwear for a reason...right?

 

[PricklyPete]

Flick of the wrist and you're done, baby.

For some that may be true for both...

 

[SunnyD]

Whats more disturbing is you analyzing every mans bathroom habits and forming a baseline & tracking unusual results.

Don't get me wrong, I'm generally sitting there obliviously playing Sudoku while... well anyway. I have never been audibly disrupted by someone shaking it off until this individual.

 

[Skitzer]

They make underwear for a reason...right?

Depends.

 

[CKent]

So you follow this guy into the restroom and watch him urinate? I'm sensing a problem, for sure, but it has nothing to do with him.

 

[shortylickens]

Don't get me wrong, I'm generally sitting there obliviously playing Sudoku while... well anyway. I have never been audibly disrupted by someone shaking it off until this individual.

:hmm:

 

[amdhunter]

I just wipe with a tissue.

 

[Scouzer]

i shake it really good because i cant stand when i get leftover piss in my underwear

 

[SunnyD]

So you follow this guy into the restroom and watch him urinate? I'm sensing a problem, for sure, but it has nothing to do with him.

Yes, of course. 🙄

Actually, I'm beginning to think he is following me. Seems like every day for the past week he ends up coming in there while I'm otherwise occupied.

Note: I have not met this person, nor would I recognize him in the halls/office/whatever.

 

[CKent]

Location: The secret lifer bathroom. Why is it sticky in here?

You really seem... fixated... on bathrooms 😵

 

[El Guaraguao]

At first I was like o_o
Next I was like O_<
then I finished with :awe:

 

[Mike Gayner]

Whats more disturbing is you analyzing every mans bathroom habits and forming a baseline & tracking unusual results.

This.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

I just wipe with a tissue.

If I'm on the can, sure. Not an option at the urinal.

i shake it really good because i cant stand when i get leftover piss in my underwear

I do this too. Residual piss FTL.