Duck Disaster!

monovillage

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"Democratic Lawmaker Admits Mowing Down Flock of Ducks with BMW"

NASHUA, N.H. - Rep David Campbell, D-Nashua is the focus of a police investigation...but not for any political malfeasance. Campbell, a longtime state representative from Nashua admitted he accidentally ran over a flock of ducks outside the Crowne Plaza hotel in Nashua. It was his subsequent reaction that is the focus of an ongoing investigation.

The ponds near the Crowne Plaza provide a lovely getaway for many ducks in the area. Although there are signs in the area saying not to feed them, the ducks still assemble near the hotel in hopes of procuring a crumb or two from human traffic. Retired Marine James Murphy, who arrived at the hotel Monday night on a shuttle admittedly ignored the signs: "All the ducks did come up, and I had some crackers, and I was throwing them out for them," he said. "There was a group of 20, 25, maybe a couple more, plus or minus some."

And then the unthinkable....Murphy described seeing a car moving up a narrow roadway and plowing into the large group, killing an estimated half-dozen. He then called police but by the time they arrived, Campbell had parked his car and left the area.

Campbell released a statement expressing his sorrow for the accident and justified his departure from the scene by suggesting that Murphy was "highly agitated and confrontational." Campbell went on to say that he went to his office to defuse the situation. He said he is cooperating with authorities.

Nashua police declined to comment on the case except to say it remains an ongoing investigation.

It's a sad day when a Democrat lawmaker crushes a poor flock of ducks and then runs away from justice.
I'm shocked ! Shocked !

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/...er-Admits-Mowing-Down-Flock-of-Ducks-with-BMW
 

Moonbeam

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Liberal guilt, I'd say. He's knows other liberals are going to condemn his worthless ass to hell. Fucking donkey.
 

monovillage

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Liberal guilt, I'd say. He's knows other liberals are going to condemn his worthless ass to hell. Fucking donkey.

Don't be so harsh on the poor guy. I'm sure it was a reasonable thing to be speeding down a narrow street by a park and run over a flock of hungry ducks and then run away when a citizen questions you about it.
 

theeedude

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What's he being investigated for?
No death or injury has occurred to a person and no damage to personal property.
Unless someone owned these ducks, he was free to leave the scene.
 

monovillage

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What's he being investigated for?
No death or injury has occurred to a person and no damage to personal property.
Unless someone owned these ducks, he was free to leave the scene.

It's illegal if it wasn't an accident. Are you saying that since he's a Democrat politician that this incident shouldn't be investigated?
 

Nebor

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What's he being investigated for?
No death or injury has occurred to a person and no damage to personal property.
Unless someone owned these ducks, he was free to leave the scene.

That's like saying no one owns the deer in the woods. The state owns them.
 

theeedude

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It's illegal if it wasn't an accident. Are you saying that since he's a Democrat politician that this incident shouldn't be investigated?

OK, so they are investigating if he did it on purpose, not the fact that he left.
Good luck proving intent here. He was on a public road and had right of way.
 

monovillage

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OK, so they are investigating if he did it on purpose, not the fact that he left.
Good luck proving intent here. He was on a public road and had right of way.

Kind of like the castle doctrine, it must be a justified crushing.
 
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The asshole already admitted to doing it on purpose. "They didn’t move, and I hit some ducks." It was a juvenile and dickish thing to do illegal or not, and the jackass deserves every bit of the crap flung at him over it. He was probably drunk and that's why he didn't stop.
 

unokitty

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New Hampshire Democrat Admits Mowing Down Group Of Ducks With BMW

He said the ducks had it coming.

New Hampshire state Rep. David Campbell (D) said in an interview published Sunday that he was the driver of a BMW that ran over a group of ducks that "didn't move" out of his way outside a hotel last week in Nashua, N.H.

The Nashua Telegraph newspaper reported that a witness said "as many as six" ducks were hit on Dec. 23 outside the Crowne Plaza Hotel.

"I hit some ducks," Campbell told the newspaper. "Some people were feeding ducks on the driveway in front of the Crowne Plaza at 10 o’clock at night … and they didn’t move, and I hit some ducks."

He is a democratic politician.

He drives a BMW.

He graduated from Harvard.

He is in your ruling class.

Don't like him running over the ducks you are feeding?

Not his problem!

LOL

Uno
 

woolfe9998

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Where I used to live - near a lagoon - we had ducks in the roadway constantly. Many times I nearly ran them over. Ducks don't seem to be afraid of cars. They seem to lack a healthy instinct for self-preservation.
 
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Things could be worse. He didn't make comments justifying rape or succumb to a gay sex scandal. He's just a DUCK KILLER!
 

umbrella39

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Wear deep cover feathers and case trees while waddling across the street? You can expect to get downed (<< pun).

Good squash.