So Paddy the irish chap is sat at the bar and has been drinking all evening. He's had a skinful, but asks the barmaid for another pint.
"Sorry dere paddy, you've had enough methinks" comes the reply.
"Aye, well I guess I'll be on my way, den." says Paddy who gets out of his seat and promptly falls flat on his face.
"Sheesh, oi must be really drunk!" Paddy says to himself. He tries to get up and falls on his ass. Eventually, he crawls to the door, pulls himself up against the doorframe and turns the handle. Wham! Flat on his face again.
"Arg! Screw 'dis!" says Paddy who proceeds to crawl the short distance to his house. Again, opening the front door he falls on his face, so our Paddy just dragges himself up the stairs and goes to sleep.
Next morning, Paddy has quite the hangover and sore face, but luckily his wife has brought him a cup of tea. "Hey dere, paddy, you must have been pretty drunk laast noight, eh?" She says as she passes Paddy the tea.
"Aye oi waas" replies Paddy, "How do you know?" he asked.
"You left your wheelchair at the pub again..." comes the reply.
"Sorry dere paddy, you've had enough methinks" comes the reply.
"Aye, well I guess I'll be on my way, den." says Paddy who gets out of his seat and promptly falls flat on his face.
"Sheesh, oi must be really drunk!" Paddy says to himself. He tries to get up and falls on his ass. Eventually, he crawls to the door, pulls himself up against the doorframe and turns the handle. Wham! Flat on his face again.
"Arg! Screw 'dis!" says Paddy who proceeds to crawl the short distance to his house. Again, opening the front door he falls on his face, so our Paddy just dragges himself up the stairs and goes to sleep.
Next morning, Paddy has quite the hangover and sore face, but luckily his wife has brought him a cup of tea. "Hey dere, paddy, you must have been pretty drunk laast noight, eh?" She says as she passes Paddy the tea.
"Aye oi waas" replies Paddy, "How do you know?" he asked.
"You left your wheelchair at the pub again..." comes the reply.
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