Drunken Etiquette and other good stories

[JohnCU]

i pissed in a bar one time, under a table. or so they tell me.

 

[gooseman]

Nobody would piss on my sticks and walk out of my house alive.

 

[Kelvrick]

At least he didn't get up, go upstairs and into your parents bedroom and start cursing about whoever put all this crap in the bathroom and start moving things out so he could take a piss. The parents were asleep and the dad promptly threw him out.

 

[nageov3t]

just make him clean it up.

during my sophomore year of college, I used to go to a bunch of frat parties with my then-roommate. one night, it was me, him, his frat brothers, and a friend of ours. the friend of ours got totally hammered and was passed out on the porch at the frat for a good half hour... we took him back to our place, put him on the couch, and went to bed.

in the morning, we told him that he puked all over our floors after the party and we got him to wash our floor for us :evil:

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Mr Incognito
What a douche. On your golf clubs none the less.

Think of it this way. He may have been too drunk to realize the epicness of his failing he was responsible for not getting that drunk. I don't know, the golf clubs are close to my heart so if someone peed on them I would give them hell/get me a new bag and possibly grips.

i wouldn't call him a douche. even sober guys piss all over things.

Hey Masquerade!...... If I have to lower the seat for you, you better damn raise it for me then!
And women want equal rights???????

 

[AAman]

My cousin turned 21 when we were having a family reunion in SoCal (we all grew up in Oregon but except for my cousin we all had moved to Cali) and he was so excited to go out and meet some California girls so my sister took him out clubbing. I get a nudge at 4am, and a 'do you know what Mike just did? He pissed all over your sister's $1000 white loveseat.'

I was underage and sleeping in another room, I gather the entire household went and watched him while he performed for a few minutes, oblivious to the shouts and screams. My sister never ever forgave him. Don't mess with a woman's furniture