Drunk Thieves Steal U-Hauls for Joyrides

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Drunk Thieves Steal U-Hauls for Joyrides
By Associated Press
Wed Aug 9, 1:24 PM

LITTLEROCK, Calif. - Thieves apparently under the influence of alcohol stole six U-Haul moving trucks and went on some destructive Mojave Desert joyrides, authorities said.

Four of the dented rental trucks were found abandoned later but the California Highway Patrol was still looking for two of the missing U-Hauls. There were no arrests.

"This is a first," U-Haul rental office owner Monica Hall said.

The thieves apparently got the vehicle keys out of large drop box used for after-hours key returns. The box was ripped off a concrete pillar in front of the office between 1 a.m. and 5 a.m. Monday, Hall said.

Judging from the smell of the recovered trucks, the thieves were likely boozed up, CHP investigators said.

The heists were discovered just before dawn when the CHP got a report of a hit-and-run accident near 90th Street East and Palmdale Boulevard.

"The victim described the offending car as a white and orange U-Haul truck," CHP Officer Gabriel Morado said.

Officers then spotted a suspicious U-Haul parked diagonally in the middle of a grocery store parking lot near the U-Haul office and damage matched the side swipe from the hit-and-run incident.

Two more banged up U-Hauls were then found abandoned in a nearby alley.

"It looked like they had just dumped them there and crashed into each other while doing it," Morado said.

A fourth U-Haul was recovered in Palmdale.

 

EyeMWing

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So, they're going to transfer these trucks to our local rental office.

Seriously, they dump all the nation's worst trucks on this office. There's one with Arizona plates. It has cold start problems commonly associated with diesel engines, it runs and feels like a diesel, but there is VERY MUCH a gas engine in there. It has huge dents and holes in it, they tried to give it to me once with all 4 rear tires flat, suspension is facepwned, radio is dead, 2/3 seatbelts are missing, the gate doesn't open all the way, there's a 2x2ft hole in the floor of the box, with a piece of plywood duct-taped over it as a patch.

I went across the street to Penske. Paid 3x, but I got a MUCH larger truck more suited to the work it needed to do, in much better condition.
 

sniperruff

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
So, they're going to transfer these trucks to our local rental office.

Seriously, they dump all the nation's worst trucks on this office. There's one with Arizona plates. It has cold start problems commonly associated with diesel engines, it runs and feels like a diesel, but there is VERY MUCH a gas engine in there. It has huge dents and holes in it, they tried to give it to me once with all 4 rear tires flat, suspension is facepwned, radio is dead, 2/3 seatbelts are missing, the gate doesn't open all the way, there's a 2x2ft hole in the floor of the box, with a piece of plywood duct-taped over it as a patch.

I went across the street to Penske. Paid 3x, but I got a MUCH larger truck more suited to the work it needed to do, in much better condition.

when i moved i rented one of those $19.99 trucks (not the van). lots of space, no complains.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: sniperruff
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
So, they're going to transfer these trucks to our local rental office.

Seriously, they dump all the nation's worst trucks on this office. There's one with Arizona plates. It has cold start problems commonly associated with diesel engines, it runs and feels like a diesel, but there is VERY MUCH a gas engine in there. It has huge dents and holes in it, they tried to give it to me once with all 4 rear tires flat, suspension is facepwned, radio is dead, 2/3 seatbelts are missing, the gate doesn't open all the way, there's a 2x2ft hole in the floor of the box, with a piece of plywood duct-taped over it as a patch.

I went across the street to Penske. Paid 3x, but I got a MUCH larger truck more suited to the work it needed to do, in much better condition.

when i moved i rented one of those $19.99 trucks (not the van). lots of space, no complains.

I used two 26ft'ers (the HUGE ones) for my move. I also regularly rent trucks for a non-profit organization. Previously, we've used UHaul almost exclusively, due to an arragement with Corporate (total cost of rental: $0), but we're quickly moving towards REAL truck rental companies, since dock height is helpful when you have to deal with loading docks, lift gates are a savior for heavy items and ground loading, and they keep trying to stick us with the worst damned trucks on the lot.
 

Eos

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
So, they're going to transfer these trucks to our local rental office.

Seriously, they dump all the nation's worst trucks on this office. There's one with Arizona plates. It has cold start problems commonly associated with diesel engines, it runs and feels like a diesel, but there is VERY MUCH a gas engine in there. It has huge dents and holes in it, they tried to give it to me once with all 4 rear tires flat, suspension is facepwned, radio is dead, 2/3 seatbelts are missing, the gate doesn't open all the way, there's a 2x2ft hole in the floor of the box, with a piece of plywood duct-taped over it as a patch.

I went across the street to Penske. Paid 3x, but I got a MUCH larger truck more suited to the work it needed to do, in much better condition.

Penske > U-Haul.

Seriously.
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: eos
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
So, they're going to transfer these trucks to our local rental office.

Seriously, they dump all the nation's worst trucks on this office. There's one with Arizona plates. It has cold start problems commonly associated with diesel engines, it runs and feels like a diesel, but there is VERY MUCH a gas engine in there. It has huge dents and holes in it, they tried to give it to me once with all 4 rear tires flat, suspension is facepwned, radio is dead, 2/3 seatbelts are missing, the gate doesn't open all the way, there's a 2x2ft hole in the floor of the box, with a piece of plywood duct-taped over it as a patch.

I went across the street to Penske. Paid 3x, but I got a MUCH larger truck more suited to the work it needed to do, in much better condition.

Penske > U-Haul.

Seriously.

Penske = real, dock-height, commercial trucks.
UHaul = fakeass low-floor prosumer chassis trucks with $150 boxes on the back.
 

Eos

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: sniperruff
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
So, they're going to transfer these trucks to our local rental office.

Seriously, they dump all the nation's worst trucks on this office. There's one with Arizona plates. It has cold start problems commonly associated with diesel engines, it runs and feels like a diesel, but there is VERY MUCH a gas engine in there. It has huge dents and holes in it, they tried to give it to me once with all 4 rear tires flat, suspension is facepwned, radio is dead, 2/3 seatbelts are missing, the gate doesn't open all the way, there's a 2x2ft hole in the floor of the box, with a piece of plywood duct-taped over it as a patch.

I went across the street to Penske. Paid 3x, but I got a MUCH larger truck more suited to the work it needed to do, in much better condition.

when i moved i rented one of those $19.99 trucks (not the van). lots of space, no complains.

I used two 26ft'ers (the HUGE ones) for my move. I also regularly rent trucks for a non-profit organization. Previously, we've used UHaul almost exclusively, due to an arragement with Corporate (total cost of rental: $0), but we're quickly moving towards REAL truck rental companies, since dock height is helpful when you have to deal with loading docks, lift gates are a savior for heavy items and ground loading, and they keep trying to stick us with the worst damned trucks on the lot.

You will almost always get a sh!tter when using it local, as it can't be trusted for a one way move.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: eos
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: sniperruff
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
So, they're going to transfer these trucks to our local rental office.

Seriously, they dump all the nation's worst trucks on this office. There's one with Arizona plates. It has cold start problems commonly associated with diesel engines, it runs and feels like a diesel, but there is VERY MUCH a gas engine in there. It has huge dents and holes in it, they tried to give it to me once with all 4 rear tires flat, suspension is facepwned, radio is dead, 2/3 seatbelts are missing, the gate doesn't open all the way, there's a 2x2ft hole in the floor of the box, with a piece of plywood duct-taped over it as a patch.

I went across the street to Penske. Paid 3x, but I got a MUCH larger truck more suited to the work it needed to do, in much better condition.

when i moved i rented one of those $19.99 trucks (not the van). lots of space, no complains.

I used two 26ft'ers (the HUGE ones) for my move. I also regularly rent trucks for a non-profit organization. Previously, we've used UHaul almost exclusively, due to an arragement with Corporate (total cost of rental: $0), but we're quickly moving towards REAL truck rental companies, since dock height is helpful when you have to deal with loading docks, lift gates are a savior for heavy items and ground loading, and they keep trying to stick us with the worst damned trucks on the lot.

You will almost always get a sh!tter when using it local, as it can't be trusted for a one way move.

Generally speaking, when you get a memo from corporate saying "Give xx a truck for free on xx date, I have authorized this transaction. This is a part of our public relations campaign" you don't provide a totally junked truck that barely runs.