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Drunk roommate...

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CTho9305

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I think he fell out of his bed at like 6am (his bed is above his desk, mine is low on the other side of the room) and went to the bathroom to puke. Then he stumbled back into the room and collapsed halfway on my bed... so now I've been up for the past 2 hours. He's definitely going to be paying me for an extra load of laundry, and if he puked up any more on my bed, a new comforter :| :| :|.
 
Originally posted by: CTho9305
I think he fell out of his bed at like 6am (his bed is above his desk, mine is low on the other side of the room) and went to the bathroom to puke. Then he stumbled back into the room and collapsed halfway on my bed... so now I've been up for the past 2 hours. He's definitely going to be paying me for an extra load of laundry, and if he puked up any more on my bed, a new comforter :| :| :|.
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This is why you should go to the bank and buy a roll of quarters. Combine with a sock, and...
 
Haha.

Back when I was drinking a lot, I was usually able to keep it clean whenever I was throwing up. I'd wake up hung over and feeling like crap, but the bathroom would be spotless. 😀
 
Back at uni in the first year my roommate was a lot heavier drinker than me... but he was *quite* considerate - I got used to it and would often wake up in the morning to find him sprawled on his bed with a plate of toast on top of him, and the wastebin pulled over next to him and full of puke...
 
please if i had a quarter for every drunk roommate thread i'd be able to start.... i'd definately be a few bucks richer
 
get a digital camera and do something embarrising to him. in 5 years when he has a real job and is surfing ATOT, maybe someone will post a link to his picture you uploaded. Then he will realize what an asshat he was in college.
 
aaahhhh those college drunken days. i miss having a hangover and wasting the entire next day moaning and lying in my bed. i passed out in the floor bathroom one time and my friends had to carry me to their room
 
Freshman year, I had a bunk bed with my roommate at the bottom, me on the top. Once night his friends drag him home completely wasted...the guy is barely conscious, they didnt even put a friggin bin for him to puke in next to the bed. I wake up to the sound of these guys putting him on the bed, taking off his pants and making fun of him wearing tighty whiteys.. anyways I go back to sleep and wake up to the worst smeel in the world....he had puked all over his bed and was pretty much lying in his puke.....

boy...was...I....pissed.. the room stank and I couldnt go back to sleep... I pretty much emptied my air freshenr on him....he woke up in the morning covered in dried bits of puke..
 
I would drag him out into the hallway and leave him there.

Serves his dumb ass right.

If you wanna be extra mean, do that and put his pants around his ankles.

 
Originally posted by: TubStain
Freshman year, I had a bunk bed with my roommate at the bottom, me on the top. Once night his friends drag him home completely wasted...the guy is barely conscious, they didnt even put a friggin bin for him to puke in next to the bed. I wake up to the sound of these guys putting him on the bed, taking off his pants and making fun of him wearing tighty whiteys.. anyways I go back to sleep and wake up to the worst smeel in the world....he had puked all over his bed and was pretty much lying in his puke.....

boy...was...I....pissed.. the room stank and I couldnt go back to sleep... I pretty much emptied my air freshenr on him....he woke up in the morning covered in dried bits of puke..
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:disgust:

ugh....

now i'm about to barf...
 
Originally posted by: ness1469
I would drag him out into the hallway and leave him there.

Serves his dumb ass right.

If you wanna be extra mean, do that and put his pants around his ankles.
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Oh come on if he pukes on you then that is too far or on your bed etc. If he just pukes somewhere it isn't cool but don't be too mean to him........

I've always managed to make it to a bin/bathroom/toilet etc lol.

Koing

 
Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
why would anyone drink until they barf or pass out? seriously.
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The problem with some people is once they start drinking... they cant stop drinking untill they cant physically pick a drink any more.
 
Originally posted by: Lizardman
Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
why would anyone drink until they barf or pass out? seriously.
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The problem with some people is once they start drinking... they cant stop drinking untill they cant physically pick a drink any more.
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I've noticed that, as well as people later bragging about it as if it were a good thing 😕 I don't have to drink a lot to get really drunk, so I guess I'm lucky.
 
Resolution to your problem:

1. Put him on his stomache on his bed without pants.
2. Place opened container of Vasilene (spelling?) or KY next to his face.
3. Place open packet of condom next to his face.
4. Write with a permanent marker "Loser" on his forehead.

when he wakes up.. I would think he would think twice before he drinks that much..

I would of said to write "F" word, but I don't think I can say that on the forum, because it would offend Homosexuals....
 
Once my cousin and I carried his brother about 2 blocks to their house, put him in bed only to hear him puke all over himself 5 mins later.... boy there was a lot to clean up after that....
 
i remember when we got one of our friends so drunk that he was passed out on the ground. he layed on his back and vomitted straight up and it landed right back on his face. it's was like a fountain....pretty gross.

in hindsight, we're lucky he didn't die from alcohol poisoning.....dumb things you do in your adolesence.
 
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