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Drunk man bites panda

ok let me get this straight. jumping inside a bear pen to pet it becomes a good idea after...*drumroll* 4 BEERS?!?!

what does this guy do if he runs in to a pint of whiskey? 😕

here's my favorite part:

He went on: "No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it."
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That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: ForumMaster
that guy deserves the darwin award for stupidity. he decided to bite the bear? i mean WTF?
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You clearly do not know what the darwin award is.
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qft
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notion seconded. pandas, inspite of the cute cuddly look, are quite ferocious.
 
Originally posted by: brandonbull
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: ForumMaster
that guy deserves the darwin award for stupidity. he decided to bite the bear? i mean WTF?
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You clearly do not know what the darwin award is.
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Sounding like someone will be a future award winner.
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fixed

hehe, have always wanted to do that.
 
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: ForumMaster
that guy deserves the darwin award for stupidity. he decided to bite the bear? i mean WTF?
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You clearly do not know what the darwin award is.
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WTF? and your a lifer? 😉

Anyways, yeah that guy is pretty stupid.
 
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Panda]
Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
 
Whats black and white and red all over?

Man, if that panda tried to bite my legs, I would have ripped its fvcking eyes out.

I would not have been trying to give it a hug though. What a dumbass.
 
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