Drunk man bites panda

[Jetster]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5364058.stm

very entertaining news unlike some of the others, that man's response really made rofl:
"I bit the panda on its back but its fur was too thick,"

 

[ForumMaster]

that guy deserves the darwin award for stupidity. he decided to bite the bear? i mean WTF?

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
that guy deserves the darwin award for stupidity. he decided to bite the bear? i mean WTF?

You clearly do not know what the darwin award is.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
that guy deserves the darwin award for stupidity. he decided to bite the bear? i mean WTF?

You clearly do not know what the darwin award is.

qft

 

[wheresmybacon]

ok let me get this straight. jumping inside a bear pen to pet it becomes a good idea after...*drumroll* 4 BEERS?!?!

what does this guy do if he runs in to a pint of whiskey?

here's my favorite part:

He went on: "No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it."

That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!

 

[lokiju]

WTF?

What a dumbass.

 

[Nerva]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
that guy deserves the darwin award for stupidity. he decided to bite the bear? i mean WTF?

You clearly do not know what the darwin award is.

qft

notion seconded. pandas, inspite of the cute cuddly look, are quite ferocious.

 

[Mucho]

The key word there is 'drunk'

 

[brandonbull]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
that guy deserves the darwin award for stupidity. he decided to bite the bear? i mean WTF?

You clearly do not know what the darwin award is.

Sounding like someone will be a future nominee.

 

[Xyo II]

I laughed when I saw the thread title. Laughed.

 

[Nerva]

Originally posted by: brandonbull

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
that guy deserves the darwin award for stupidity. he decided to bite the bear? i mean WTF?

You clearly do not know what the darwin award is.

Sounding like someone will be a future award winner.

fixed

hehe, have always wanted to do that.

 

[frankgomez75]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
that guy deserves the darwin award for stupidity. he decided to bite the bear? i mean WTF?

You clearly do not know what the darwin award is.

WTF? and your a lifer?

Anyways, yeah that guy is pretty stupid.

 

[Xyo II]

Drunk after 4 beers? Did he weigh 80 lbs?

 

[Baked]

I guess he was hungry for Panda.

 

[Josh123]

Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Panda]
Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.

 

[ArchCenturion]

Whats black and white and red all over?

Man, if that panda tried to bite my legs, I would have ripped its fvcking eyes out.

I would not have been trying to give it a hug though. What a dumbass.

 

[thoro86]

dumbass..