Drunk guy passed out under my porch

[Lucky]

and the cops just took him away...

Came home tonight and decided to enter my apartment through the back emergency exit...I have to go up a flight of wooden stairs leading to my back porch, and when I turn the corner to where the stairs are this drunk guy is passed out curled into the fetal position. I yelled at him a couple times but he didnt respond so I called the cops...the way he was talking to the cops it sounded like he didn't have a place to live, or he couldnt make it back to his house since it was so far away.

Hate to get the guy in trouble but there's no way I can let people sleep under my porch, especially since the trapdoor at the top of the stairs dont have a lock!

 

[spanky]

did u at least search his pockets for money?

 

[fatbaby]

heh i've never pissed on a living thing before

anyways, i wonder how he got there

 

[NFS4]

You f*&king pig!! My biatch had to fork over her 10 gallon tank of coins to bail me out.

THANKS ALOT:|

 

[Lucky]

Originally posted by: spankyOO7
did u at least search his pockets for money?

he was a dirty, dirty hippy.

 

[Miramonti]

Maybe it was good that you called. They might have taken him to a shelter. Actually maybe not because they usually don't take homeless in (the shelter) if they smell of alcohol. Oh well he's next to bubba right now. :Q

 

[xospec1alk]

pics?

 

[stormbv]

Originally posted by: spankyOO7
did u at least search his pockets for money?

I would have stolen his shoes too...

 

[TNTrulez]

Hahah strip him then call the cops. . .

 

[oLLie]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
heh i've never pissed on a living thing before

Wtf? Is that a suggestion??? Haha, what a funny thread...

 

[Semidevil]

Originally posted by: xospec1alk
pics?

um...I don't really want to see............lol

 

[compuwiz1]

Unfortunately, sending him to jail might have been better for him than sleeping on the streets. Think about it...He'll get a shower, shave, clean clothes, a reasonably safe place to sleep, and meals. He might even get to go before a judge and get a chance at rehab.