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xxAgentCowxx

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I work in a law office where everyone is russian, and it was one of the peoples birthdays, so there was a big party and vodka everywhere, so naturally, as an alcoholic and all, i drank a lot and wasnt really thinking about having to drive home. I have to leave the office in 2 hours and im pretty plastered, and dont know anyone that could drive me home. Any ideas?
 
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Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
I work in a law office where everyone is russian, and it was one of the peoples birthdays, so there was a big party and vodka everywhere, so naturally, as an alcoholic and all, i drank a lot and wasnt really thinking about having to drive home. I have to leave the office in 2 hours and im pretty plastered, and dont know anyone that could drive me home. Any ideas?
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Tomorrow should be interesting!
 
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virtueixi

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Drink some coffee and grab the keys. Or masterbate 1000 times, which should be enough to get the alcohol out of your system. (joke)
 
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What does the law office specialize in? Marriage licenses for Russian mail order brides? :p
 
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Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
I work in a law office where everyone is russian, and it was one of the peoples birthdays, so there was a big party and vodka everywhere, so naturally, as an alcoholic and all, i drank a lot and wasnt really thinking about having to drive home. I have to leave the office in 2 hours and im pretty plastered, and dont know anyone that could drive me home. Any ideas?
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keep drinking untill you passout. problem solved.

 
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