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Drunk driving

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xxAgentCowxx

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I work in a law office where everyone is russian, and it was one of the peoples birthdays, so there was a big party and vodka everywhere, so naturally, as an alcoholic and all, i drank a lot and wasnt really thinking about having to drive home. I have to leave the office in 2 hours and im pretty plastered, and dont know anyone that could drive me home. Any ideas?
 
Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
I work in a law office where everyone is russian, and it was one of the peoples birthdays, so there was a big party and vodka everywhere, so naturally, as an alcoholic and all, i drank a lot and wasnt really thinking about having to drive home. I have to leave the office in 2 hours and im pretty plastered, and dont know anyone that could drive me home. Any ideas?
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Tomorrow should be interesting!
 
Drink some coffee and grab the keys. Or masterbate 1000 times, which should be enough to get the alcohol out of your system. (joke)
 
What does the law office specialize in? Marriage licenses for Russian mail order brides? 😛
 
Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
I work in a law office where everyone is russian, and it was one of the peoples birthdays, so there was a big party and vodka everywhere, so naturally, as an alcoholic and all, i drank a lot and wasnt really thinking about having to drive home. I have to leave the office in 2 hours and im pretty plastered, and dont know anyone that could drive me home. Any ideas?
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keep drinking untill you passout. problem solved.

 
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