Drunk Dials

[Jimmah]

Do you do it?

I have this bad habit of doinng ot to my family, I leave these wtf messages and complain about reallly stupid stuff (like not being able to read a clock ffs).

Ever have a relly bad one? Worst I can remembver I called an ex's bf's cell and left a message, something about if he knew what bacon tasted like with apples. Stupid stuff.

And yes, I just did it to my sister in law asdking her how the memory I gave her was working, she is in PEI atm and I forgot she was there......with the rest of my inlaws.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Drunk posts, ftw!!

 

[Newbian]

Drunk posting will get you banned...

 

[SilentZero]

Rarely..usually when I do I regret it the next morning.

For example...*calls wife*:

me: Woah im drunk and theres a ton of hot chicks here tonight...but yeah im being good.
her: oh..I see..when are you coming home?
me: *10 seconds of silence*
her: honey? You there?
me: Oh yeah sorry I was just checking out this girls can's
her: HOME! NOW!
me:

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Drunk posting will get you banned...

Notd if htey dont' ctchj me.

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Drunk posting will get you banned...

I've done it before but mods were nice enough to noy ban me cus I wasn't posting anything stupid.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Rarely..usually when I do I regret it the next morning.

For example...*calls wife*:

me: Woah im drunk and theres a ton of hot chicks here tonight...but yeah im being good.
her: oh..I see..when are you coming home?
me: *10 seconds of silence*
her: honey? You there?
me: Oh yeah sorry I was just checking out this girls can's
her: HOME! NOW!
me:

Did you bring said chick home for a three some?

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Rarely..usually when I do I regret it the next morning.

For example...*calls wife*:

me: Woah im drunk and theres a ton of hot chicks here tonight...but yeah im being good.
her: oh..I see..when are you coming home?
me: *10 seconds of silence*
her: honey? You there?
me: Oh yeah sorry I was just checking out this girls can's
her: HOME! NOW!
me:

Did you bring said chick home for a three some?

If I did the would have been

 

[alkemyst]

I did this once...was in bed with a chick I wanted to get there forever and what happens...

her ex calls and wants to come over. I get thrown out.

Just wanted to see my dog that my own ex took that past week when she moved out so I called.

I don't even know what happened next, got the "the fucking dog is mine!" line.

didn't call her again...

 

[techs]

DWI ='s Dialing While Impaired.