Drunk 'Darth Vader' assaults 'Jedi leaders'

Homerboy

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http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WO....html?iref=mpstoryview


HOLYHEAD, Wales (AP) -- A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a black garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of Britain's first Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones -- a.k.a. Master Jonba Hehol -- with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones -- or Master Mormi Hehol -- bruising his thigh, in the March 25 incident.

Unfortunately for Hughes, the incident was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the best part of a 10-liter (two-and-half-gallon) box of wine beforehand.

"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.

District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year.

He also ordered Hughes to pay £100 ($195) to each of his victims and £60 ($117) in court costs.

Barney Jones, his brother Daniel and cousin Michael set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. It claims about 30 members.

Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films. In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 people -- 0.7 percent of the population -- listed Jedi as their religion.
 

Fritzo

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This is on par with thei kid that got hookers with his dad's credit card. BRILLIANT.
 

Dirigible

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Originally posted by: captains
box of wine FTW

If those are the sorts of hilarious hijinks that'll result, pass me a box of wine!

/runs to add box o' wine to grocery list.
 

Bateluer

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Give that man a medal.

Edit- This will probably spawn a rash of copycats too, and those will be on Youtube for certain.
 

waggy

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that seems really unfair. they can be Jedi but he can't be a Sith? damn hypocrites!
 

hanoverphist

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Originally posted by: waggy
that seems really unfair. they can be Jedi but he can't be a Sith? damn hypocrites!

nah he can be sith, he just cant legally walk in and beat the hell out of the jedis.
 

spacejamz

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those wacky brits:D

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 people -- 0.7 percent of the population -- listed Jedi as their religion.

wonder how many people in the states claim Jedi as their religion???
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: hanoverphist
Originally posted by: waggy
that seems really unfair. they can be Jedi but he can't be a Sith? damn hypocrites!

nah he can be sith, he just cant legally walk in and beat the hell out of the jedis.

But thats what Sith do! kill jedi! sheesh people you ever watch the documentry (star wars III)?
 

Gothgar

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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: hanoverphist
Originally posted by: waggy
that seems really unfair. they can be Jedi but he can't be a Sith? damn hypocrites!

nah he can be sith, he just cant legally walk in and beat the hell out of the jedis.

But thats what Sith do! kill jedi! sheesh people you ever watch the documentry (star wars III)?

yeah, its just part of their religion...
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: Gothgar
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: hanoverphist
Originally posted by: waggy
that seems really unfair. they can be Jedi but he can't be a Sith? damn hypocrites!

nah he can be sith, he just cant legally walk in and beat the hell out of the jedis.

But thats what Sith do! kill jedi! sheesh people you ever watch the documentry (star wars III)?

yeah, its just part of their religion...

exactly! thats religious discrimnation! let the sith be sith!
 

hanoverphist

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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: hanoverphist
Originally posted by: waggy
that seems really unfair. they can be Jedi but he can't be a Sith? damn hypocrites!

nah he can be sith, he just cant legally walk in and beat the hell out of the jedis.

But thats what Sith do! kill jedi! sheesh people you ever watch the documentry (star wars III)?

Originally posted by: Homerboy
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones -- a.k.a. Master Jonba Hehol -- with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones -- or Master Mormi Hehol -- bruising his thigh, in the March 25 incident.

if he had used the force or disintegrated him with a light sabre i doubt he would be up on charges, hehe.
 

Sphexi

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The video was released a month or two ago when it happened. I think it was on the Sun's website.
 

Kev

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2 months in jail? come on this is the funniest crime i've ever heard of. he should be rewarded
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Gothgar
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: hanoverphist
Originally posted by: waggy
that seems really unfair. they can be Jedi but he can't be a Sith? damn hypocrites!

nah he can be sith, he just cant legally walk in and beat the hell out of the jedis.

But thats what Sith do! kill jedi! sheesh people you ever watch the documentry (star wars III)?

yeah, its just part of their religion...

exactly! thats religious discrimnation! let the sith be sith!

yeah, those were some weak-ass Jedi. they can't defend themselves, so they go bitch to the law? This Jedi church of theirs is destined for fail.