Drunk clients?

[Modeps]

*phone rings*
me: Good Afternoon, <company name>
woman: Hi is Pete there?
me: No, he is working from home today.
woman: I called his direct line and he didnt answer.
me: He's working from home today, so he's not in the office.
woman: oh ok... Can I talk to Jim?
me: This is Jim.
woman: ok.
me: .... hello?
woman: Yes, Jim please?
me: this is.
woman: great.

me: how can I help you?
woman: I'm looking for Jim.
me: This is Jim...
woman: Oh ok... This is.... <conversation finally starts, asking a support quesiton which I've already told her in the past to email in to our support email address to be helped. She is a "important" client who doesnt listen to our policies and drinks a lot.>

 

[jemcam]

Not only am I the president of the company, I'm a client!

 

[Beau]

Hi, Jim.

 

[ITJunkie]

^^hehehe^^

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: Beau
Hi, Jim.

Hi Beau

 

[AdamSnow]

Hi Jim...

Seems like she's STUPID not drunk.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Jim? Jim are you there? Jim I needed to tell you something...Jim I....*baaaarrrfff*
I'm sorry Jim, I thre....*bbaaarrrfff*
CLICK

 

[Wallydraigle]

Pablo? Please come to Florida, Honey, we miss you!

 

[Modeps]

She's called back 4 times now... the latest one has nothing to do with our product.

woman: I clicked on a link to a pdf, and when it asked me what I wanted to open it with, I picked office.

Oh, and she's on a Mac too.

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
Seems like she's STUPID not drunk.

winnar.

 

[raildogg]

i thought you were a woman

 

[Ime]

He's dead, Jim!

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: raildogg
i thought you were a woman

are you dissapointed?

 

[revnja]

Haha, she couldn't open a PDF on a Mac? I feel your pain though. It seems like the biggest clients (im a webdesigner/graphic artist), always have the dumbest staff to work with you. You'd like to say "Get lost, drunkie and stop calling", but you can't because you know you need that green... Dilemma.

 

[Ogg]

dammit Jim, Im giving you all shes got ...

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Ogg
dammit Jim, Im giving you all shes got ...

LOL

 

[PunDogg]

hey, Jim... no really Jim, I need to talk to Jim Damnit

Dogg

 

[Juno]

Hi Jim

Let me do her before you can handle her situation.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: jewno
Hi Jim

Let me do her before you can handle her situation.

Uh, she's probably about 55.

 

[Mandos]

What a lady

 

[BW86]

lol haha, what an idiot.

 

[DivideBYZero]

CLINT?