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Man, my parents just caught me curled up in the fetal position in my bathroom doorway. Not good. I started drinking at 3pm. It is now 11pm and I am HAMMERED. I think I should be worried.
 
Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Man, my parents just caught me curled up in the fetal position in my bathroom doorway. Not good. I started drinking at 3pm. It is now 11pm and I am HAMMERED. I think I should be worried.
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if your spelling/grammar is that good, then YOU ARE NOT HAMMERED.

i am worried that you think you are hammered- come drink with me tonight :|
 
Originally posted by: dug777
Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Man, my parents just caught me curled up in the fetal position in my bathroom doorway. Not good. I started drinking at 3pm. It is now 11pm and I am HAMMERED. I think I should be worried.
Click to expand...

if your spelling/grammar is that good, then YOU ARE NOT HAMMERED.

i am worried that you think you are hammered- come drink with me tonight :|
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Correction: I WAS hammered. I'm not sure how long I was in on the bathroom floor, but apparently, it was measured in hours.
 
I woke up with a massive hangover this morning, I only got those when I first started drinking. I did the math and found out between my two friends and I we each averaged 18.5 drinks.. I think the plan was to break into the zoo again before my buddy passed out.
 
Originally posted by: dug777
Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Man, my parents just caught me curled up in the fetal position in my bathroom doorway. Not good. I started drinking at 3pm. It is now 11pm and I am HAMMERED. I think I should be worried.
Click to expand...

if your spelling/grammar is that good, then YOU ARE NOT HAMMERED.

i am worried that you think you are hammered- come drink with me tonight :|
Click to expand...

No, the sad thing is, no matter HOW drunk I am, I can still do long division. And multiplication, obviously, is a breeze.

It's nice in that I can get TOTALLY smashed off my ass, pay with VISA, and still get the tip right on the receipt even if I can hardly stand up.

OTOH....well, it's also kinda depressing.
 
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