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Drunk 4-Year-Old In Drag Steals Christmas Presents

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Whoozyerdaddy

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http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html

"The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer."


"Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking."


I know I shouldn't laugh... I just can't help myself. Yes, it happened in the South.
 
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That kid is going to turn out to be a real productive citizen... I can see it already. He will be the next Paul Tribbet.
 
Heh, this is my city (Chattanooga.) Well . . . At least we're in the news I guess . . .

Something tells me my taxes are going to be supporting this kid one way or another for the rest of his life. At least I don't recall any success stories that begin with "I was a drunken drag queen toddler stealing my neighbors' Christmas presents . . ."
 
Heartwarming Xmas story of a 4 year old southern boy trying to find his daddy. By getting arrested. Drunk. In Drag. Stealing presents. This might be the best/worst story I have ever read.
 
So the mother wonder how and why he stole the presents from the neighbors and a beer but she never stopped to wonder why the hell her son decided to not only take a dress let a lone put it on?
 
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