Originally posted by: Triumph
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: oogabooga
heh it's kinda funny cause it's almost like everyone agrees (with small exception) : they just disagree on what to discount/assume..
You're WRONG. It's no fun to agree on ATOT.
Yes it is!
A man walks into an office.
Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see, well we'll see who's free at the moment.
Mr. Bakely's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory. No.
Try Mr. Barnhart, room 12.
Man: Thank you.
He enters room 12.
Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
Man: What?
A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS
STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
M: Oh! Oh I see!
A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
M: Oh...Sorry...
A: Not at all!
A: (under his breath) stupid git.
The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.
Man: Is this the right room for an argument?
Other Man

pause) I've told you once.
Man: No you haven't!
Other Man: Yes I have.
M: When?
O: Just now.
M: No you didn't!
O: Yes I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I'm telling you, I did!
M: You didn't!
O: (breaking into the developing argument) Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute
argument, or the full half hour?
M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.
O: Just the five minutes. Thank you.
Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not!
O: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did! ___
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you di'''t! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you d''''t! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no yoddn''''t! \
O: Oh yes I did! > very fast
M: Oh no y idn''''t! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No y IDN''''T! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No y IDN''''T! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No y IDN''''T! /
O: Oh yes I did! ___/
M: Oh look, tsisn''''t an argument!
(pause)
O: Yes it is!
M: Notisn''''t!
(pause)
<bM It''''s just contradiction!
O: Notisn''''t!
M: It IS!
O: It is NOT!
M: You just contradicted me!
O: No idn''''t!
M: You DID!
O: No no no!
M: You did just then!
O: Nonsense!
M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!
(pause)
O: Notisn''''t!
M: Yes it is!
(pause)
I came here for a good argument!
O: AH, no y idn''''t, you came here for an *argument*!
M: An argumtisn''''t just contradiction.
O: Well! it CAN be!
M: Notcan''''t!
An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a
proposition.
O: Notisn''''t!
M: Yes iis! 'isn''''t just contradiction.
O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!
M: Yes buttisn''''t just saying "notisn''''t".
O: Yes it is!
M: Notisn''''t!
O: Yes it is!
M: Notisn''''t!
O: Yes it is!
M: NotISN''''T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just
the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
O: It is NOT!
M: It is!
O: Not at all!
M: It is!
>DING!< The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.
O: Thank yo hat''''s it.
M: (stunned) What?
hat''''s it. Good morning.
M: But I was just getting interested!
<>: I''''m sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!!
<>: I''''m afraid it was.
M: (leading on) No asn''''t.....
(pause)
O: (dirty o) I''''m sr, I''''m not allowed to argue any more.
M: WHAT??
O: If you want me to go on argui,you''''ll have to pay for another five
minutes.
M: But that was never five minutes just now!
(pause... the Other Man raises his eyebrows)
Oh Come on!
Oh this is...
This is ridiculous!
O: I told you...
I toldo, I''''m not allowed to argue unless you PAY!
M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are.
O: Thank you.
M: (clears throat) Well...
O: Well WHAT?
M: That was never five minutes just now.
O: I toldo, I''''m not allowed to argue unlsyou''''ve paid!
M: Well I just paid!
O: No y idn''''t!
M: I DID!!!
O: Y idn''''t!
M: I DID!!!
O: Y idn''''t!
M: I DID!!!
O: Y idn''''t!
M: I DID!!!
O: Y idn''''t!
M: (unable to talk strah he''''s so madIdon''''t want to argue about it!
O:el I''''m very sorry but y idn''''t pay!
M: Ah HAH!! Well if idn''''t pay, why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH!
Gotcha!
O: (pause) No yohven''''t!
M: Yes I have!
fyou''''re arguing, I must have paid.
O: Not necessarily.
I *could* be arguing in m