Drink in your hand? You look like an idiot.

[Alone]

Fuck, I'm smoking and drinking while reading this.

 

[Zedtom]

If you're at a party and see a woman standing there with no drink in her hand, that seems to be a signal that she wants someone to bring her one. If a guy is standing there with no drink, that is a signal that he is a pathetic loser, a teetotalin' Jesus freak, or an antisocial homicidal maniac.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

So then it doesn't matter if I have a few more and get toasted.

It doesn't take a Mel Gibson tirade to know that people say dumb things when they're drunk. But new evidence shows that drinking is bad for your image even if you don't open your mouth.

In fact, according to a working paper from the University of Michigan's Scott Rick and the University of Pennsylvania's Maurice Schweitzer, just holding a glass of alcohol makes you look stupid. It does not matter if you're male or female, or whether you drink beer or wine -- if people see you drinking, they think you're dumber than you'd otherwise appear. "It hurts you," Rick tells AOL News.

The study conducted five experiments. One had people judge photographs of others holding an alcoholic drink, a non-alcoholic one or nothing. Another experiment tested how persuasive a speech would be if the audience knew the speaker was drinking alcohol or something nonalcoholic. In both cases, alcohol dimmed the perceived intelligence of the people holding the drinks.

The most damning and universally applicable finding, however, came from the experiment that melded alcohol and job-seeking. Let's say a potential employer takes you, the potential employee, to dinner. The study shows that when you order a glass of wine or a beer, the employer views you as less desirable -- even if the employer orders a drink as well.

Worse still, the study found that when that drink you're holding wasn't of your choosing -- i.e. someone, like perhaps your potential boss, ordered it for you -- "the bias still exists," Rick tells AOL News.

"There are so many associations with alcohol," he adds. And very few of them are positive, as Rick's study reminds.

Gotta love the bolded part.

http://www.aolnews.com/surge-desk/a...seem-dumb-study-says/19629122?test=latestnews

How can you tell from a photograph if a drink was bought for the person by their boss...?

 

[911paramedic]

Or that you are coyote ugly and they are trying to improve your appearance.

 

[TheVrolok]

I call shens.

 

[Zargon]

Maybe I look smarter to them? Or least not straight like everyone else in the bar holding beer bottles.

FTFY

person who drinks the same drink as my wife

 

[Train]

FTFY

person who drinks the same drink as my wife

She drinks liquor and you drink beer? Your wife must wear the pants too.

 

[highland145]

How can you tell from a photograph if a drink was bought for the person by their boss...?

Simple. For example: Me, holding a Mimosa, sitting with a loafer floater.

 

[geno]

Screw AOL News, I look like the fucking MAN when I'm drinking :

 

[highland145]

Screw AOL News, I look like the fucking MAN when I'm drinking :

Santa? Get your a** back on the sleigh.

 

[bignateyk]

My dad always said he wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't have a beer with him. He has hired quite a few people, and I think that rule has stood.