Drink in your hand? You look like an idiot.

highland145

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So then it doesn't matter if I have a few more and get toasted.

It doesn't take a Mel Gibson tirade to know that people say dumb things when they're drunk. But new evidence shows that drinking is bad for your image even if you don't open your mouth.

In fact, according to a working paper from the University of Michigan's Scott Rick and the University of Pennsylvania's Maurice Schweitzer, just holding a glass of alcohol makes you look stupid. It does not matter if you're male or female, or whether you drink beer or wine -- if people see you drinking, they think you're dumber than you'd otherwise appear. "It hurts you," Rick tells AOL News.

The study conducted five experiments. One had people judge photographs of others holding an alcoholic drink, a non-alcoholic one or nothing. Another experiment tested how persuasive a speech would be if the audience knew the speaker was drinking alcohol or something nonalcoholic. In both cases, alcohol dimmed the perceived intelligence of the people holding the drinks.

The most damning and universally applicable finding, however, came from the experiment that melded alcohol and job-seeking. Let's say a potential employer takes you, the potential employee, to dinner. The study shows that when you order a glass of wine or a beer, the employer views you as less desirable -- even if the employer orders a drink as well.

Worse still, the study found that when that drink you're holding wasn't of your choosing -- i.e. someone, like perhaps your potential boss, ordered it for you -- "the bias still exists," Rick tells AOL News.

"There are so many associations with alcohol," he adds. And very few of them are positive, as Rick's study reminds.


Gotta love the bolded part.

http://www.aolnews.com/surge-desk/a...seem-dumb-study-says/19629122?test=latestnews
 

OCGuy

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Not in my office. The beer/vodka comes out from the fridge around 2:00PM on Fridays.
 

highland145

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Was going to put a poll for drinkers vs non but figured that would be a waste server space.
 

techs

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SlitheryDee

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So if two people walk up to each other with drinks in their hand, they each think the other looks dumber because of the drink? That sort of cancels out then.
 

krylon

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day." - Dean Martin

I'm pretty sure that was Sinatra and not Dean Martin?
 
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anxi80

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I'm pretty sure that was Sinatra and not Dean Martin?

google shows it being attributed to both but since sinatra has more hits than martin ("thank you ill be here all night, try the veal!"), ill say you're right and it was sinatra.
 

Train

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Interesting.

I often have people ask me if I am drinking a coke when I am at a bar. They think I am someone's designated driver or something. But it's only because my drink of choice is captain and coke, usually served in the same glass as just a coke would be.

Maybe I look smarter to them? Or least not dumb like everyone else in the bar holding beer bottles.