Originally posted by: Sea Moose
wow, do you know jeeebus?
Originally posted by: raildogg
Hi, I have limited experience visiting doctor's offices so I am asking how to dress appropriately for them. Is it fine to have jeans and a collared shirt with slippers or are shoes required?
Originally posted by: Zaitsev
Originally posted by: waffleironhead
chaps
Exactly. You can really make a statement with some ass-less chaps.
Originally posted by: Bu B3ar
Originally posted by: Zaitsev
Originally posted by: waffleironhead
chaps
Exactly. You can really make a statement with some ass-less chaps.
...all chaps are assless...
Originally posted by: Regs
I recommend 2 whole garlic gloves and one raw onion for a brief snack pre-appointment.
Originally posted by: sonoma1993
wow, is this a serious question?
Originally posted by: Spooner
there's no way this is for real
Originally posted by: zerocool84
shove indian food down your pants so the doc wont want to go near your man parts
Originally posted by: AVAFREAK182
Originally posted by: zerocool84
shove indian food down your pants so the doc wont want to go near your man parts
fixed
Originally posted by: venkman
when the dentist says, "open your mouth" be sure to whip it out. It's a common custom and it gets you half off on the bill if you follow it.
BOGS: Now I'm gonna open my fly, and you're gonna swallow what I give you to swallow. And when you do mine, you gonna swallow Rooster's. You done broke his nose, so he ought to have somethin' to show for it.
ANDY: Anything you put in my mouth, you're going to lose.
BOGS: You don't understand. You do that, I'll put all eight inches of this steel in your ear.
ANDY: Okay. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down. Hard. In fact, I understand the bite-reflex is so strong the victim's jaws have to be pried open with a crowbar.
Originally posted by: MercenaryYoureFired
Hello guy. Wear whatever you want, also, those brown things outside are not hideous monsters, they're trees. May God have mercy on your soul and have a great day.
