"Douchebag" costume ideas

[Syringer]

So my costume will be something like this: http://www.kublermdk.com/wp-co...06/4popped-collars.png

With a tipped visor, bluetooth headset, stunner glasses, bracelet, outrageous necklace..any other ideas to go over the top?

You can spare the "har har you should dress up as yourself" as well

 

[Jeeebus]

put the shirt over your head and instead put a big kitchen faucet there instead.

you douchenozzle.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Clip-on tie.

Oh and make sure you spike your hair. If you want a prop, carry around a bottle (empty? full??) of Jagermeister.

 

[Vehemence]

Take a corgi with you because man, those dogs are douchenozzels.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Clip-on tie.

Oh and make sure you spike your hair.

And LOTS of spray on tan

 

[AstroManLuca]

And make sure your polo is pink. Douchebags always wear pink shirts because they're so manly they can wear pink and still be manly. Or something like that.

 

[rudeguy]

This

 

[Crono]

The outer shirt must be pink.

EDIT: AstroManLuca beat me to it

 

[queenrobot]

diesel jeans?
also, anything by affliction.

(this is based on what the douchebags in my area wear)
*douchebag attire may vary depending on your locale

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

You need hot chicks, which you don't have. Costume FAIL.
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

 

[queenrobot]

Originally posted by: dNor
Take a corgi with you because man, those dogs are douchenozzels.

Why are corgi's douchenozzels?

lol

 

[gar3555]

don't forget the tribal armband tat.

 

[Quasmo]

I pinned sgonges all over myself last year, and was self absorbed.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Pucker like these dipshits.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Fake barb wire tattoo around your arm? Then you can be a bad ass douchebag.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Pucker like these dipshits.

Yeah, make sure you wear lip gloss.

 

[Kirby]

Ganguro

 

[foghorn67]

Go naked with a potato roped to your jimmy.
Dick-Tator.

 

[manowar821]

Just spike the front of your hair, and wear 7 popped collared shirts on top of each other.

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: foghorn67
Go naked with a potato roped to your jimmy.
Dick-Tator.

:thumbsup:

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Clip-on tie.

Oh and make sure you spike your hair. If you want a prop, carry around a bottle (empty? full??) of Jagermeister.

And then scream "fucking skanks," at random women.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: dNor
Take a corgi with you because man, those dogs are douchenozzels.

And dress like Ns1.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: dNor
Take a corgi with you because man, those dogs are douchenozzels.

And dress like Ns1.

Let's not get carried away here!

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: dNor
Take a corgi with you because man, those dogs are douchenozzels.

And dress like Ns1.

Let's not get carried away here!

Link to NS1?

 

[Darthvoy]

just wear what casiotech wears on a daily basis