Double headed worm: ribbed 3 lb., 5 inch thick gooey monstrosity

[Vette73]

3 lb., 5 inch thick gooey monstrosity
http://consumerist.com/2010/10/the-4000-calorie-mondo-gummy-worm.html



The most truly frightening candy this Halloween doesn't have razor blades or metal flakes in it, but 4,000 calories.

D:

 

[NFS4]

I think he's getting a little bit too much pleasure from that.

 

[destrekor]

my god jim.

 

[NFS4]

my god jim.

 

[rudeguy]

its a double sided dildo

 

[Vette73]

Video in "action"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RXmNRr8x7I&feature=player_embedded

 

[SagaLore]

Hmm... I have a wonderful idea how to eat this out. :awe:

 

[geno]

Just found this in an effort to not repost. Hilarious.

http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-worm.cfm

5" girth....really? girth? They couldn't use a better word?

 

[yhelothar]

looks like you could give it a reach around while you stuff the other side in your mouth 😀

 

[JSt0rm]

images of hot women eating said worm?

 

[zsdersw]

images of hot men eating said worm?

Fixed. 🙂

 

[Beau]

Looks like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

 

[OCGuy]

"The Colon Tickler"

 

[Mark R]

Just found this in an effort to not repost. Hilarious.

http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-worm.cfm

5" girth....really? girth? They couldn't use a better word?

Umm. OMG. Have you seen the FAQ on that site?

 

[Skitzer]

Wouldn't you rather have the real thing?

 

[Perknose]

Phew! From the title I thought this was another call out of olds!

 

[mmntech]

Must...resist...urge...to...make... dick jokes.

 

[SunnyD]

Video in "action"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RXmNRr8x7I&feature=player_embedded

I love the top comment...

urDUMBstfu
1 day ago
can i use this for sexual purposes?

@urDUMBstfu Please don't.

vat19com 23 hours ago

 

[zinfamous]

I was just going over the monthly invoices, and noticed that olds ordered 5 of those things the week after Halloween.

:hmm:

 

[her209]

5" girth....really? girth? They couldn't use a better word?

Girth is the right word.

 

[Fritzo]

The title of this post coincidentally is the same nickname I got in the locker room in high school.

 

[zsdersw]

The title of this post coincidentally is the same nickname I got in the locker room in high school.

... go on. 🙂

 

[0roo0roo]

gummy candy, never as good to eat as they look.

not quite candy corn, but close.

 

[PottedMeat]

its a double sided dildo

ASS TO ASS!

 

[zsdersw]

gummy candy, never as good to eat as they look.

not quite candy corn, but close.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BVPOEn6_oY