Dot Com Litigation 101: Web Site Designers

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Risk Management

 

[Russ]

<< In short, the developing arena of Internet-related litigation has created much uncertainty in the business world. >>



Translation:

Yet another money making opportunity for slimeball lawyers.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Phuz]

Ouch.
hehe..

 

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What do you get if you send a prostitute to law school?
A f***ing know-it-all.

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What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his @$%.



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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
(This is a spoonerism. Do we need to explain it?)



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Did you hear about the lawyer who dropped her briefs and became a solicitor?

:disgust: