Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Freshman year was a blur, and absolutely insane:
Shooting paintballs out the window and hitting an RA through her screen (her window was open, yes).
Hooking up with a dance squad chick who lived one flight above you (talk about easy access).
Penny locking people and baby powdering their room with a hair dryer from under the door.
Penny locking + epoxy = Campus security + saws.
Getting chased (and outrunning) your RA while drunk for roundhouse kicking soap dispensers in the bathroom b/c you thought you were Bruce Lee.
"Borrowing" furniture from a rival dorm by credit card jimmying a lock through the basement (secret route) and coming back with a loveseat double your size on your back.
Watching some kid FUBARed take a leak out of the back of the "drunk bus" (takes students to bars at night) and not knowing the piss landed on a cop car. Then watching the kid crawling under the seats from the back of the bus trying to get away from the cop!
Two words: ROAD TRIPS! Especially ones that involve driving so far into the boonies that the Hooter girls are have "summer teeth": some are here, some are there.
Impromptu tackle football games in the mud that end with two defenders smacking into each other head first and have to get stitches in the hospital.
Going to a football game vs your rival smashed off your rocker, with a handle of whiskey in a plastic bag wrapped around your waist (Yes officer, I'm really THIS FAT.)
DRUGS. Lots of them. Everywhere, at any given time.
Women. Especially friends of girls you date, who BOTH don't mind keeping you company for the night b/c they don't want you to be "lonely" on your birthday.
Bars. Spending $30 a night of high school graduation money until you're broke! Especially drinking so much you literally cannot summon a body part to move and your friends have to carry you home.
People you will befriend for the rest of your life.
Getting drunk so bad that you think you can beat up all your friends, AT ONCE. Then wondering why you're duct taped in a dark room!
Best of all: freedom. First time you're away from home and can do whatever the fck you want. Nothing can beat it.