Dorm Antics- Hot Sauce in Body Wash, Very Bad Idea

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TommyVercetti

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How much spunk can a person spill on the floor anyways? 2 table spoons full hardly deserves such a malicious act.
 

Ameesh

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was the bottle of soap his or the wankers cause as far as im concerned he can do whatever he wants with his own soap
 

ElFenix

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Now I'm worried. What do I do if the police come questioning about this? Half the people on my floor know I was the one who did this, I'm the only one on the floor with a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce, and if they decide to get really in-depth my fingerprints are all over the bottle of body wash.

What do I do, LUE?
that guy needs to cum clean
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: Ameesh
was the bottle of soap his or the wankers cause as far as im concerned he can do whatever he wants with his own soap
It doesen't say who's bodywash it was.. just says "some bodywash"...
 

agnitrate

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BS, if he didn't SMELL the dave's with the amount he claims he put in, he sure as hell would have felt it on his hands before he did the deed.

-silver
 

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
How much spunk can a person spill on the floor anyways? 2 table spoons full hardly deserves such a malicious act.

Not to mention the fact that one should never go barefoot in there anyway. I'm all for pranks...but this is just wacked out.
 

Flyermax2k3

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This has got to be a joke. If it's not, I have absolutely lost any remaining shred of faith I had in my fellow man. I can imagine joking about something like this, but to actually do it is just insane and so so wrong. I feel sorry for the poor guy who now, more than likely, has lost all function of his reproductive organs after this incident.
How can anyone do something like this to another person? I guess nobody knows about the Golden Rule nowadays... Well, you know what they say: what goes around, comes around. This person will get precisely what he deserves. Whether in this life, or the next. May G-d have mercy on his soul.
 

flexy

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Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
This has got to be a joke. If it's not, I have absolutely lost any remaining shred of faith I had in my fellow man. I can imagine joking about something like this, but to actually do it is just insane and so so wrong. [yadayadayadyayda]

i dont think he will have permanent damage from the sauce..besides....i think i dont buy the story.
On the other hand if i'd now someone w@nk in the bathroom while i am forced to use the same bathroom because it's shared i'd definatly do something about it because that's just nasty sh*t....



 

MDE

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I don't burst out laughing that often, but that was hilarious.
 

brxndxn

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I think that's hilarious and the dude deserved it.. There shall be no splooging in public restrooms - that's just sick. Doesn't that fall under lewd and lascivious behavior?

Eh.. I doubt hot sauce is as bad as icy hot.. and we've all had icy hot on our genitals at least some time (that's if we ever played sports in high school). Ya.. it sucks.. but it's funny too.

BTW.. Dave's Insanity Sauce isn't that bad.. I put it in my soup.
 

Flyermax2k3

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Originally posted by: flexy
Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
This has got to be a joke. If it's not, I have absolutely lost any remaining shred of faith I had in my fellow man. I can imagine joking about something like this, but to actually do it is just insane and so so wrong. [yadayadayadyayda]

i dont think he will have permanent damage from the sauce..besides....i think i dont buy the story.
On the other hand if i'd now someone w@nk in the bathroom while i am forced to use the same bathroom because it's shared i'd definatly do something about it because that's just nasty sh*t....

There's a reason why people wear sandals in dorm showers ;) Everyone knows this.