Door Bell (A OLD stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

"Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and tall, dark, and handsome and is great in bed."
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but someone perfect came to her door one day. The man she met said,

"Hi, I'm Jack. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away and I'm tall, dark, and handsome."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?" Jack replies, "I rang the door bell.. didn't I?"

 

[ProviaFan]

ROFL.

 

[MAME]

"An" OLD

 

[Nitemare]

How can you be tall if you have no legs?


:evil:

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
How can you be tall if you have no legs?


:evil:

extremely LONG torso?

 

[Mucho]

What you call a man with no arms no legs and no torso?













Dick

 

[Brutuskend]

What you call a man with no arms no legs laying on your porch?






Matt.

 

[Razorwyre]

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and is floating in the ocean?


































Bob.

 

[Brutuskend]

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs water skiing?









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