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Operation: Soccer Escort

A Facebook buddy posted this today and I have been L'ing my A off. It looks like the guy just screws with people over their Craigslist ads.

Enjoy/discuss/act all high and mighty and bitch at me for thinking it's funny
 
That was one of his better ones though. :laugh:

On a more serious note how do people trust random strangers of the internet enough to give them access to their children? 😕
 
I've seen an IED blow a Ford Focus into thousands of pieces, none larger than a golf ball.
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Your daughter will arrive safely in your arms no later than 20 minutes from when she is extracted from the soccer field.
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You're right Welsh - who turns to Craiglist for this kind of stuff?
 
Even more hilarious!

This one deserves a full spot:

Original ad:
26 year old female who loves music looking for friendly male concert buddy.

i have tickets to see STS9 tomorrow night and am looking for someone to go with me to see them. you must be 420 friendly!
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From Mike to Stacey
yoooooo brah! whats good. im totally down for sts9! i saw you are 420 friendly, so i hope its cool if i shoot up some heroin on the way there. also ive got a few tanks of nitrous for the lots, can we fit them in your car? i can throw up some coke for gas

mike
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From Stacey to Mike
um thats not really what i meant by 420 friendly. i really dont want someone doing heroin in my car and i dont want to get pulled over with nitrous tanks. arent those really illegal?
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From Mike to Stacey
well psh sorry i didnt realize i was dealing with fucking officer stacey over here. i didnt want to take a ride in the D.A.R.E. mobile anyway so fuck you
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ROFL!
 
Who the hell advertises on craiglist to hire strangers to drive their 10yo daughters around? I mean, I mean, we were always taught that strangers were more than willing to do this for free and that our response was supposed to be "Ney ney, strangers stay away!".
 
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Oops - sorry about that
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NP, just try searching next time.


Great site though.
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Searched on DontEvenReply.com, but didn't get any hits. Just went back and searched on Emails From An Asshole - bingo 😉

Oh well.
 
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Oops - sorry about that
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NP, just try searching next time.


Great site though.
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Searched on DontEvenReply.com, but didn't get any hits. Just went back and searched on Emails From An Asshole - bingo 😉

Oh well.
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This is one of those sites that people don't mind being posted 1000x 🙂.

Myself included.
 
Originally posted by: WelshBloke
On a more serious note how do people trust random strangers of the internet enough to give them access to their children? 😕
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Well, he did have a pretty impressive reference. :laugh:

ZV
 
Originally posted by: WelshBloke
That was one of his better ones though. :laugh:

On a more serious note how do people trust random strangers of the internet enough to give them access to their children? 😕
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Apparently so. I weep for humanity. 🙁
 
Thanks for reposting this! I forgot about this site! It's been awhile since I've visited it! Simply gold! 🙂
 
Originally posted by: MrPickins
Sounds fake...

Edit: Ahh, I see it's just a guy messing with people.

What a waste of time.
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I wonder what he gets from running those Google ads. When I was reading the story about feeding the kittens to his tiger, there was an ad for kitty litter :laugh: .
 
how'd I miss this site! Thanks OP for now giving me hours of mindless entertainment timewasting site hahahaha. This is great material.
 
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