don't you just hate it

[huey1124]

when you're going #2 on the toilet, and the poo comes out so big that it hurts like hell as it comes out very slowly.... and you can't contract your sphincter muscle cuz that hurts even more?


i really should eat more regularly.

 

[yakko]

That is way more information than I need to know about you.

 

[integlspwr]

yes, i hate it when that happens. ;D

 

[loup garou]

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gross.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

dude... get out more. You need more social experience, not a more healthy diet. That way no one has to listen to stuff like this...

 

[Sephiroth_IX]

Yeah, you are a loser... IMO.

 

[nullshark]

<when you're going #2 on the toilet>

That's your first problem! Go #2 in the toilet. Less mess to clean up afterwards.

Then sew your ass shut.

 

[Tateman1]

hahaha its even worse when you got the nuts in there too. DAMN that is nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AngelOfDeath]

Hmmm way more info than needed

AoD

 

[Viper GTS]

huey...

Invest in a pressure washer, the kind that they sell for cars. The next time this happens, jam the nozzle up your ass &amp; pull the trigger. I guarantee you won't have a problem with constipation again that day.

The other thing you can do is find a large column of water. Maybe a nice tall piece of 8&quot; PVC or something like that. Fill it with water, &amp; sit on the top of it. Make sure you get a nice seal around your ass, you don't want to lose your precious suction. Then call your friends to come open up the spigot at the bottom. That'll clean you out right nicely.

Viper GTS

 

[Sephiroth_IX]

Dont do it man... Put doown the bong... It's ok... Really. Everythings going to be fine... just hand over the cheeba...

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

Jesus, any particular reason this &quot;little&quot; gem hasn't been locked yet? Is the Omniprescent Moderator sleeping in?

Ick.

 

[Ulfwald]

It is especially bad when the half a Dorito is in there and one of the corners cuts you on the way out. OUCH!

 

[cxim]

you need a high colonic

use bran &amp; sand. the sand will take the sharp edges off all residuals