Don't you just hate it when...

[fatbaby]

you're running late and you haven't gotten dressed. You grab your shirt but realize you have to take a piss and rush to the bathroom, it happens that that pist is going to last awhile and you decid that you can "empty your tank" and put on your shirt at the same time...only to realize you missed the toilet

that happened to me...life sucks

 

[b0mbrman]

Oh man...I can't believe it.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I can honestly say I have never had this problem

 

[db]

It's worse to p!ss on the shirt tail.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

For crying out loud, it takes about 5 seconds to put your shirt on. It can wait for you to finish taking a whiz.

 

[db]

Perhaps this indicates a larger problem?

 

[b0mbrman]

So how does this work? I've only got 2 hands...

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

What I hate is when you sit down on the toilet and if the water level isnt low enough, your weenie takes a dip

 

[fatbaby]

<< So how does this work? I've only got 2 hands... >>



Since i am gifted with a divine ability that lets me pist w/o "clutching the clutch", i have my hands free...u really only need one hand to put on a shirt

 

[yakko]

<< What I hate is when you sit down on the toilet and if the water level isnt low enough, your weenie takes a dip >>

At least you can get the water level low enough.

 

[MaxDSP]

<< Perhaps this indicates a larger problem? >>




ahem....LARGER problem?

 

[Jokeram]

hmm... you didn't clutch the clutch and missed... makes sense

 

[Jerboy]

<< What I hate is when you sit down on the toilet and if the water level isnt low enough, your weenie takes a dip >>




Or when you wipe your ass with ya shirt tail. A guy did that at my school. He was in hurry and his shirt-tail got caught to toilet paper he was holding onto. This resulted in him wiping his a$$ with shirt tail.