Don't you hate peripheral vision.......

[zanejohnson]

you can either focus on using your peripheral vision to look at wangs, or you can be not gay and not focus on it.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I know, right? It's so obvious when you do a long, slow pass with your head from left to right, but you can't really make out any details with peripheral vision.

Your meatgazing skills are lackluster my friend

Can you teach me, master?

I can, I'll post some tips for you.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
you can either focus on using your peripheral vision to look at wangs, or you can be not gay and not focus on it.

I was under the impression that it was only gay if the balls touch.

 

[krylon]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I know, right? It's so obvious when you do a long, slow pass with your head from left to right, but you can't really make out any details with peripheral vision.

Your meatgazing skills are lackluster my friend

Can you teach me, master?

I can, I'll post some tips for you.

 

[skace]

Your peripheral vision picks up on things that might be of interest to you.

 

[Platypus]

I was waiting for someone to quote that

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

i think what you're really trying to say is you're gay and you are obsessed with pissing dicks at trough urinals.

this one.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Platypus
I quite enjoy it actually.

 

[FDF12389]

I couldn't care less, I just stare straight ahead and piss

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: S Freud
peripheral vision does not force me to meat gaze in the mens room.

this.


if your looking at other dudes in the bathroom it's not your peripheral vision that's the problem.

I do not understand, please elaborate.

You say this a lot.....

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I know, right? It's so obvious when you do a long, slow pass with your head from left to right, but you can't really make out any details with peripheral vision.

Your meatgazing skills are lackluster my friend

Can you teach me, master?

Platypus can size up a cock at 200 yards with reasonable accuracy.

He has x-ray vision for pants or some shit.

 

[acheron]

there are still parks that have troughs? haven't seen one in a long time (fortunately).

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I know, right? It's so obvious when you do a long, slow pass with your head from left to right, but you can't really make out any details with peripheral vision.

Your meatgazing skills are lackluster my friend

Can you teach me, master?

Platypus can size up a cock at 200 yards with reasonable accuracy.

He has x-ray vision for pants or some shit.

it's a 6th sense.

 

[keird]

I had some guy destroy a mens bathroom with his colon today. At least he flushed, once. Still, fecal matter was on the back rim of the toilet and smear stains on the rear of the seat. It was absolutely rank! Unfortunately, as soon as I went in to the single bathroom, I let the door close. When I opened it to run from the odor, another guy was entering the building with a woman and one said, "I don't know where the bathroom is. Oh, it's right there!" They looked at me while I had this disgusted expression on my face, and must have seen me turn away and walk quickly elsewhere. Here I am in a lab coat in a hospital, and they're probably thinking that it was my crap all over the toilet. Great way to make an impression to new patients.

It wasn't the worst occurance, though. Some unknown man releived himself on the toilet and left the most fowl sweat stains on the seat. The odor of poor hygeine was immediately evident. Shouldn't people capable of ambulating to a toilet, bathe before going to a hospital?

I just want to throw their jackets in a piss trough prior to a seventh inning stretch at a ball game during the winter. I hate you!

 

[KeithTalent]

If someone wants to look at my dink, they are more than welcome, but I never even really notice anyone else around when I'm at a urinal of any kind, so I never have this problem.

KT

 

[Finalnight]

Originally posted by: OCguy
When you are at the meat-trough at a sporting event trying to take a leak......?

Nope, just I worry about splash damage.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
If someone wants to look at my dink, they are more than welcome, but I never even really notice anyone else around when I'm at a urinal of any kind, so I never have this problem.

KT

Yeah, you say that, but you never make with the URL for the webcam feed.