Don't you hate it...

[nan0bug]

when you're meeting a girl for the first time, and a bad case of gas creeps up on you, and you have to hold it in cause you don't wanna make a bad first impression?

Don't nobody go in the bathroom for like... 35, 45 minutes... and somebody open a window!

 

[JoeKing]

I hate it when you hold it back so hard it bubbles back up and you wonder if anyone else heard that

 

[PlatinumGold]

hehehe, just let her rip, oops, i mean it rip.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: Joeyman
I hate it when you hold it back so hard it bubbles back up and you wonder if anyone else heard that

Yeah, sometimes that sounds worse than the ripping it right there...

 

[bradruth]

Just ease it out. If she smells it blame it on her.

 

[Psycho18]

LOL!!

 

[BoomAM]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Just ease it out. If she smells it blame it on her.

ROFLOL!
What you wanna do, for the comedic value, is everytime she smiles for no reason, ask "whats the matter? Just broke wind or something?" Just to break the ice, then, when she actually smells something, say, "Its your own fault, you`ve been smiling too much!".

 

[waggy]

I would rather bear the shame then bear the pain.

 

[SWScorch]

man, I still do that and I've been going out with my gf for a year and a half... seems like every time I'm at her house, and I go to leave, I open my car door, sit down, and RIIIIPPP! just let a huge one out, and then relief, sweet relief.... except for the stench being trapped inside the vehicle so it festers.

 

[bootymac]

LMAO! This thread is awesome

I remember when I was holding one in when I was talking to this chick outside my friend's house, and when I went inside his house, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! Then I turned around and saw his dog running away, and I remember how it always smelled my bum whenever I came over

 

[Pepsei]

I love it when I'm in bed, all I have to do is turn over and fart on my wife's body... pisses her off.... ha ha

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: bootymac
LMAO! This thread is awesome

I remember when I was holding one in when I was talking to this chick outside my friend's house, and when I went inside his house, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! Then I turned around and saw his dog running away, and I remember how it always smelled my bum whenever I came over

ROFL!!! Just that mental image is probably the funniest thing I've seen all day. I'm also imagining it like the "blow job" scene from Van Wilder

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
I love it when I'm in bed, all I have to do is turn over and fart on my wife's body... pisses her off.... ha ha

Do you then pull the covers over her head and complete the dutch oven?

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: Pepsei
I love it when I'm in bed, all I have to do is turn over and fart on my wife's body... pisses her off.... ha ha

Do you then pull the covers over her head and complete the dutch oven?

Naw, it's already funny when I feel it vibrates her body after my release.

She did pull the over over my head once after some Chinese food....