Don't you hate it when...

[Spooner]

... you make a noise with your shoe by accident that totally sounds like a fart?

I'm in a cubicle surrounded by other people. I wonder if they heard :Q

 

[pyonir]

yeah. right. i'm sure that was your shoe.

 

[Spooner]

if i'm gonna be embarrassed by the sound, i at least want the satisfaction of actually doing the deed.

Damn rubber-soled shoes

 

[yakko]

I am lucky enough to sit around a bunch of guys so the Taco Bell deliveries don't really bother anyone.

 

[stev0]

satisfaction of actually doing the deed.

hahaha thats good

 

[Moonbeam]

I don't mind the sound, it's the smell of the burnt rubber I hate. PEE U

 

[ObiDon]

if i'm gonna be embarrassed by the sound, i at least want the satisfaction of actually doing the deed.

That may actually be the only thing worse than farting and then finding out it doesn't stink.
I hate it when that happens! It's such a letdown.

 

[ElFenix]

carpeted floors where i work, so i never really experience that.