Don't you hate it when................

[DannyLove]

complete the sentence:

.......you have about 5 or so messages in your answering machine and all of them are blank or you hear the person hang up!!!!!!!
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DannyLove

 

[BChild]

lol, happens everyday. in fact those are the only kinds of messages i get

 

[IcemanJer]

Dude, at least you have someone calling you. Everytime I come home to a big "0 calls" on my machine.

 

[WrathofMod]

its a revenge-plot by the tapemakers. Beware!

 

[MajesticMoose]

I actually just had one of those.

I hate it when call in the middle of the day looking for donations. Do they really expect that people that are home at that time will give them money?



m00se

 

[Buddhist]

If you get one of those digital answering machines, a lot of times it can automatically delete those "no message" messages.

Don't you hate it when................ your girlfriend says "Do you really need all these cables?"


-M.T.O

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

You are carrying your sleeping kid to bed and you step on a lego, right in the arch of your foot.........

 

[warcleric]

....the garbage bag in the crawlspace begins to leak the bodily fluids of your latest victim down through the ceiling.

 

[TomC25]

It is the last 5 minutes of the day and you are about to shut down your computer and you get a call which requires a half hour of your attention and time.

Which is what just happened and now I have to wait for a server reboot and then call someone back.

AARRRGG

 

[kystacys]

......you get a phone call at 10 pm wanting you to sign up for sprints nickel nights when all you want to do is sleep lol

 

[gittyup]

.......your mortgage payment goes up because someome messed up the escrow payment.

 

Its the worst when im sleeping, they call at 9 am, 11 am 12, every hour or so.
And they ask for, well probably my name, but not how anyone I know pronounes it.
And they take like 15 seconds to say something.
Just drop the phone on the ground and not hang up.
Roll back over and pass out.

 

[myputer]

your mortgage payment goes up because someome messed up the escrow payment

We had that happen to us last year, we were furious!

 

[Optimus]

... you stop the guy on the breakaway with a beauty pad save, only to have the trailer pickup the rebound and shoot it - but you again somehow get a glove on it, only to have the original shooter then pickup the third rebound and lob it over you for the goal. Then your "defense" glide in and say (whiney voice) "Comeon Goalie...".



(I'm alone in that one, aren't I )

 

[Ladies Man]

someone says, "why would you want that much power in your car?"

 

[shiznut123]

...your computer isn't stable and you have to reduce its speed.