zipper undone must top the chart.
especially in front of your hard-fought first date... (not that it happened to me, coz I still haven't gone a first date!)
and lol to Fathom4
but this Did happen to me.
I was in line for a bus. there was a old man in front of me and a lady behind.
as I was bending down to grab a magazine to read from my bag which is on the floor, the old man Farted!
his butt was literally in my face level.
meanwhile, my butt was facing the Lady behind ME and SHE COVERED her Nose!!!!
gawd damn!!!!