Don't you hate it when.....

FiddleDD

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You are walking around and you find out hours later your shirt was unbuttoned in a crucial area?

Everyone's turn! Share your Don't you hate it when...
 

Yeeny

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Don't you hate it when you get dressed all sexy, in stiletto heels, and a little black dress. Your out on the dance floor getting down, and you realize you have a 4 ft long piece of toilet paper from the bathroom floor stuck to your heel. Now that was embarrassing! :eek:
 

dennilfloss

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GirlFriday,

"in stiletto heels, and a little black dress"

PVC dress? ;)

I've gone through a whole 90 minute lecture with my fly open and not one student dared to tell me. Later in the corridor, the departmental secretary made me aware of it. Good thing too because I had a meeting scheduled with the Dean of Science a couple of hours later and she was a Janet Reno on steroids look-alike. :(


From A Distance (Nanci Griffith)
 

yakko

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<< oh no..this should have been in the hardware topic huh? >>


No. It should be in software.
 

Mday

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zipper, at least it was not zipped up wrong...

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poor fiddle, she forgot to button her fly...
 

FiddleDD

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this is getting too close to &quot;Something About Mary&quot; I still have nightmares of seeing his thingy in the zipper
 

Mday

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oh, i did walk around with my shirt on backwards, t shirt that is. it'd be fine if the left breast did not have something on it, some logo or something...

so it wound up on my back to on my right side...

eh, whatever...
 

integlspwr

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Don't you hate is when your lying down on the sofa, and your younger sister comes running, and farts in your face, and runs away for her life.

:D

Just to let you know my younger sister is about 14.
 

DanC

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Don't you hate it when you happen to be casually licking a razor blade, and discover you have sliced your tongue in half? I hate it when that happens.
 

hzl eyed grl

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Don't you hate it when you attempt to make your first poll (About being a nef of course.) and you make a mistake and post it twice? Thus becoming a nef without even trying to. Hmmm....Did that make sense? :p
 

DanC

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Don't you hate it when you think you are posting to distributed computing, and discover you clicked one too many times, and you're in OT!????

I hate it when that happens.
 

TomC25

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you pull on a hang nail on your finger and it rips about 3 times as far as you wanted it to

ouch!
 

zippy

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When you are takin a leak only to find that your pants (like a corner near where the button is at the top) is right in your line of fire so you piss on your pants and then when you try to recover you piss all over the toilet, then you realize that you're out of TP so you have to go to the other bathroom in pissy pants to get some TP and clean the damn mess up?













For all of you that just mentally said yes, I laugh in your general direction! :D I've only had the first part (about hitting the corner of your pants...but I recovered nicely and quickly so it just got the corner wet and nothing else) happen...a few times...maybe 3. :eek:
 

Fathom4

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Don't you hate it when you move from the country to the city and you get out of the shower, walk around the bedroom nude and realize, you don't have the shades up yet, you look down and four of the neighbors wives are chatting on the curb in front of your house and staring up at you. :eek:

Happened the 2nd day I was in the house last week. Didn't have any damn neighbors in the country.

Nothing like making a good impression on the neighbors right off the bat.
 

Fathom4

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Yes, but you notice I said I made a &quot;good impression&quot;, not a &quot;big impression&quot;.
 

Hossenfeffer

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The stages of aging:

1. You forget names
2. You forget faces
3. You forget to zip up
4. You forget to zip down.

;)
 

Eeks

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When you car gets broke into and the stereo stolen even tho your car was the oldest crappiest stereo in the whole lot =(