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dont you hate it when your trying to be quiet

slightlyhuman

slightlyhuman

Lifer
While clocking in after lunch, I felt this rumble in my stomach, well I was at the back of the office and figured I could be quiet about it. good god was I wrong... I swear I saw atleast 8 heads look back at me and about 5 pairs of eyes looking between the shelves

oh well

dont you hate it when that happens?
 
The people staring at you obviously never fart themeselves. In fact, their anuses probably don't stink in the slightest. You should feel terrible for marring their precious lives with your flatulence.
 
i guess your right but i was way in the back away from everyone😀

i didnt wanna run and knock somebody over trying to get to the restroom=/
 
It's a known fact that you could be standing in the middle of a desert, in a chamber ten feet below the surface, doors welded shut and as soon as you release one somebody will swing by for a visit.
 
Originally posted by: DP
While clocking in after lunch, I felt this rumble in my stomach, well I was at the back of the office and figured I could be quiet about it. good god was I wrong... I swear I saw atleast 8 heads look back at me and about 5 pairs of eyes looking between the shelves

oh well

dont you hate it when that happens?
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No. I have mad leet Ninja skills.
 
please express your strategies in this forsaken art dopefiend.

IMO, worst experience ever was when i by accident let one go while duck hunting, I had waders on and 3 hours later when I got home I took them off, needless to say I almost screamed uncle🙁
 
especially during sex... or gettin a bj, i always think i can squeeze one out, needless to say it never turns out for the better.
 
The most embarrassing situation I've ever been in was letting one slip during a test. The room was dead silent when it happened, immediately followed by a wave of quiet snickering. Even the professor was laughing!
 
Originally posted by: ggnl
The most embarrassing situation I've ever been in was letting one slip during a test. The room was dead silent when it happened, immediately followed by a wave of quiet snickering. Even the professor was laughing!
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hahhaha
 
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