don't you hate it when you can't tell if you're horny or flatulent?

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HBalzer

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Nothing is worse than farting during intercourse. Okay maybe being farted on during intercourse (Doggy-Style).
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Yossarian
last week, I couldn't tell if I was horny or flatulent. I didn't have any masturbation material in the apartment, so I browsed the internet for some softcore pr0n

watched the vid, busted out some hand lotion, and discovered that I wasn't horny. lol. one trip to the bathroom later, I dumped the pr0n in my "secret" directory , and ended up going to the hospital for a week the next morning for "irritable bowel syndrome". what a waste of a kleenex.
ok...

she's kisses the old perv Willie Nelson square on da lips
 

HBalzer

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Yossarian
last week, I couldn't tell if I was horny or flatulent. I didn't have any masturbation material in the apartment, so I browsed the internet for some softcore pr0n

watched the vid, busted out some hand lotion, and discovered that I wasn't horny. lol. one trip to the bathroom later, I dumped the pr0n in my "secret" directory , and ended up going to the hospital for a week the next morning for "irritable bowel syndrome". what a waste of a kleenex.
ok...

she's kisses the old perv Willie Nelson square on da lips

and I am jealous, except for the fact he probably can't get it up and probably had lots of anal sex in prison, okay maybe I?m not jealous.