don't you hate it when you can't tell if you're horny or flatulent?

Yossarian

Lifer
Dec 26, 2000
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last week, I couldn't tell if I was horny or flatulent. I didn't have any masturbation material in the apartment, so I browsed the internet for some softcore pr0n

watched the vid, busted out some hand lotion, and discovered that I wasn't horny. lol. one trip to the bathroom later, I dumped the pr0n in my "secret" directory , and ended up going to the hospital for a week the next morning for "irritable bowel syndrome". what a waste of a kleenex.
 

MrDudeMan

Lifer
Jan 15, 2001
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PARODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think it is anyway...

if im right, YOU SUCK AT LIFE!