Don't You Hate It When People Don't Leave?

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
That's what you get for bringing scum home from the bar!

... you're saying I need to spray them with Tilex?

:laugh:

I'm saying that you shouldn't bring them home in the first place.

Oh, that's a crappy plan.

Then don't bitch about what you get when you go fishing in the shallow end of the gene pool. :frown:

I'm not bringing home ugly people. Honestly I had no intention of bringing home anyone at all. The dancing got to me.

LOL! Yeah, right. I'm sure cops pull people over and check their dancing-to-alcohol levels :laugh: Ugly or not, bars are a horrid place to meet a woman that's worth a damn.

It wasnt a woman it was a man. I wonder if he was the top or the bottom? :laugh:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
That's what you get for bringing scum home from the bar!

... you're saying I need to spray them with Tilex?

:laugh:

I'm saying that you shouldn't bring them home in the first place.

Oh, that's a crappy plan.

Then don't bitch about what you get when you go fishing in the shallow end of the gene pool. :frown:

I'm not bringing home ugly people. Honestly I had no intention of bringing home anyone at all. The dancing got to me.

LOL! Yeah, right. I'm sure cops pull people over and check their dancing-to-alcohol levels :laugh: Ugly or not, bars are a horrid place to meet a woman that's worth a damn.

It was actually a club... And if by "worth a damn" you mean LTR material, then you're probably right. I've never been much of an LTR guy, more of a ONS guy.

Oh sh|t! I get it! Goddamn I'm slow. substitute "man" for "woman" every time you see it in my previous posts. I'm too lazy to edit. Good luck on getting him out.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
That's what you get for bringing scum home from the bar!

... you're saying I need to spray them with Tilex?

:laugh:

I'm saying that you shouldn't bring them home in the first place.

Oh, that's a crappy plan.

Then don't bitch about what you get when you go fishing in the shallow end of the gene pool. :frown:

I'm not bringing home ugly people. Honestly I had no intention of bringing home anyone at all. The dancing got to me.

LOL! Yeah, right. I'm sure cops pull people over and check their dancing-to-alcohol levels :laugh: Ugly or not, bars are a horrid place to meet a woman that's worth a damn.

It wasnt a woman it was a man. I wonder if he was the top or the bottom? :laugh:

You know I have brought home women before. That's the result of too many :beer:s. But yeah, it's a guy... He seems to be pretty young too... Like, really young. The club was 18+ though, so I'm safe.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Safe? It's not illegal to bring home someone under 18. It's illegal to... well, nevermind.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Safe? It's not illegal to bring home someone under 18. It's illegal to... well, nevermind.

Right. We played Call of Duty all night.....I was the Germans, he was the French.

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Safe? It's not illegal to bring home someone under 18. It's illegal to... well, nevermind.

Right. We played Call of Duty all night.....I was the Germans, he was the French.

lol

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Safe? It's not illegal to bring home someone under 18. It's illegal to... well, nevermind.

Right. We played Call of Duty all night.....I was the Germans, he was the French.

He surrendered that easily?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Safe? It's not illegal to bring home someone under 18. It's illegal to... well, nevermind.

Right. We played Call of Duty all night.....I was the Germans, he was the French.

He surrendered that easily?

Invited me in.

 

[nageov3t]

just wake him up and tell him that your wife is on her way home.

 

[Ikonomi]

Here's an idea. Set off a smoke or fire alarm, wake him up, and usher him outside to safety. Then leave him out there and go to bed.

Better yet, just set him on fire.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Here's an idea. Set off a smoke or fire alarm, wake him up, and usher him outside to safety. Then leave him out there and go to bed.

Better yet, just set him on fire.

I think I'm just going to leave the camera on and go to sleep. I have his license plate, and i'll be able to see if he gets up on the recording.

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Here's an idea. Set off a smoke or fire alarm, wake him up, and usher him outside to safety. Then leave him out there and go to bed.

Better yet, just set him on fire.

I think I'm just going to leave the camera on and go to sleep. I have his license plate, and i'll be able to see if he gets up on the recording.

Ooh, :camera:s?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Here's an idea. Set off a smoke or fire alarm, wake him up, and usher him outside to safety. Then leave him out there and go to bed.

Better yet, just set him on fire.

I think I'm just going to leave the camera on and go to sleep. I have his license plate, and i'll be able to see if he gets up on the recording.

Ooh, :camera:s?

... what do you want pics of?

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Here's an idea. Set off a smoke or fire alarm, wake him up, and usher him outside to safety. Then leave him out there and go to bed.

Better yet, just set him on fire.

I think I'm just going to leave the camera on and go to sleep. I have his license plate, and i'll be able to see if he gets up on the recording.

Ooh, :camera:s?

... what do you want pics of?

I saw the word "camera" and had a knee jerk reaction. I guess of the guy who won't leave.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Here's an idea. Set off a smoke or fire alarm, wake him up, and usher him outside to safety. Then leave him out there and go to bed.

Better yet, just set him on fire.

I think I'm just going to leave the camera on and go to sleep. I have his license plate, and i'll be able to see if he gets up on the recording.

Ooh, :camera:s?

... what do you want pics of?

I saw the word "camera" and had a knee jerk reaction. I guess of the guy who won't leave.

THere's a pic

In case you're wondering why he's dressed, at one point earlier I told him to put his clothes on, but he must have thought I was playing, because he went right back to sleep. Why, you ask, is he laying crossways on the bed? Because he's been kicking around all night. I couldn't imagine actually trying to sleep in the bed with him.

My MX900's battery is dying.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Here's an idea. Set off a smoke or fire alarm, wake him up, and usher him outside to safety. Then leave him out there and go to bed.

Better yet, just set him on fire.

I think I'm just going to leave the camera on and go to sleep. I have his license plate, and i'll be able to see if he gets up on the recording.

Ooh, :camera:s?

... what do you want pics of?

I saw the word "camera" and had a knee jerk reaction. I guess of the guy who won't leave.

THere's a pic

In case you're wondering why he's dressed, at one point earlier I told him to put his clothes on, but he must have thought I was playing, because he went right back to sleep. Why, you ask, is he laying crossways on the bed? Because he's been kicking around all night. I couldn't imagine actually trying to sleep in the bed with him.

My MX900's battery is dying.

Ah. Wow.

Well, now that my I've been mindraped, I think I'll head off to bed for a good bout of nightmares...

 

[Coquito]

Pick them up, carry them outside your door & leave them there.

 

[Nebor]

I've switched to another computer in another room, due to my dying mouse.

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Here's an idea. Set off a smoke or fire alarm, wake him up, and usher him outside to safety. Then leave him out there and go to bed.

Better yet, just set him on fire.

I think I'm just going to leave the camera on and go to sleep. I have his license plate, and i'll be able to see if he gets up on the recording.

Ooh, :camera:s?

... what do you want pics of?

I saw the word "camera" and had a knee jerk reaction. I guess of the guy who won't leave.

THere's a pic

In case you're wondering why he's dressed, at one point earlier I told him to put his clothes on, but he must have thought I was playing, because he went right back to sleep. Why, you ask, is he laying crossways on the bed? Because he's been kicking around all night. I couldn't imagine actually trying to sleep in the bed with him.

My MX900's battery is dying.

Hot keyboard/mouse! Oh yeah, and kick that bum to the curb. He looks exactly as I imagined.

 

[TreyRandom]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Safe? It's not illegal to bring home someone under 18. It's illegal to... well, nevermind.

Right. We played Call of Duty all night.....I was the Germans, he was the French.

You say "invaded" like it's a bad thing. :evil:

 

[Triumph]

You don't trust them enough to stay in your house.

But you trust them enough to put your penis inside of their body.

 

[Aharami]

edit: nevermind! :Q

 

[acemcmac]

oh god. my ability to relate to this situation was totally destroyed by the :camera: call.... I leave my girls here all the time when I leave for work in the morning... I tuck them in when I leave and kiss them on the forehead.... and I always beat my lady friends out the door when I'm at their place- if I don't ask them to breakfast first

I KNOW that I would not be able to trust strange guys <SHUDDER> in my room while I'm gone... hell... I'm amazed half the girls I've been with have trusted me as far as they have... but this is a state school and only once did a chick ever recite plato to me while I gave her what she wanted

 

[Pliablemoose]

LOL...

One of the hazards of skipping the whole monogamy thing. I know exactly what you mean though, very glad I don't have to deal with it anymore

He looks sort of young &amp; homeless Nebor, maybe you should let him stay

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Nebor
I considered locking them up in this room and sleeping elsewhere, but what if they have to use the restroom?

Them? They? Damn how many people did you pick up?