zCypher
Diamond Member
(just to mention... lancer has less hp than either cars, and more weight [subs/assorted junk].. heh)
Myself, my brother and the Chief Master were out for a drive (me- 03 lancer, bro - 92 protoge, chief - 03 protoge). Of course my bro has the nice rims/wide lower profile tires, chief has 15" wheels (not nice rims but at least they're 15")... my lancer has little donut wheels. probably 13-14", on all-season crapola tires.
Somehow, I could still manage to keep myself on the road, and keep myself far far ahead of them. So we found one stretch, in the middle of nowhere... nice windy roads, hills, perfect smooth pavement (I don't like wimming on sh1tty roads, for obvious reasons). So chief in his protogay goes first, I let my bro follow and I keep my distance from both of them, maybe ~15 carlengths. I see chief hit the brakes, then bro hit the brakes... I just adjust my speed accordingly without ever touching them brakes.
So we get to the end of that stretch which was pretty cool, about 10 mins of driving at 100-130km/h - not excessive but not slow. So I tell them let's go back the way we came on this road (gas station around there,bro need gas) - but let me lead. So I go... now somehow, them with 15+ wheels and cars with stiffer suspension than mine, they manage to be so far back I can't even see them anymore? I stop and wait for them to catch up, then we go get gas. heh
So Im at a 1/4 but i may as well fill up, we all get gas. then we head back and theres one road bro suggests cause its supposedly really nice. so we go, and theres tons of potholes and really crappy roads .. and finally it evens out a bit. then tehre's this HUGE curve.. like way over 90 degree, and they obviously have all the warning signs for a sharp curve. I slow down, I see chief (in front). so, at this point im behind the 2 of them, i'm slowing down and im going maybe 50kmh, which is pretty much too fast for a curve like that in my car. chief goes through the curve, albeit dangerously, on the wrong side of the road (there were no cars, could see easily, for as far as the eye could see). Then I see my bro going into the curve, and I think... hmmm, he's going pretty fast .. but he has a tighter suspension and the mags and everything, he should be able to hook himself around there better than chief right.. NOPE! I see his car sort of hydro-plane (dirty road I guess), and sort of skid sideways/going straight over the curb into the field.. instant laughter ensues
. of course I nearly follow him cause i'm busy laughing at him - but obviously just turn and go where im supposed to before i make the same stupid mistake.
he landed just off the road, in some dirt, parallel to the road. lmfao! being the genius he is, he revved higher while trying to get out, obviously this just made his tires spin while in dirt. i told him to go really really slow on the clutch and dont give it much gas so he'll just roll, sort of like an automatic. me and chief ended up pushing him and he finally got out. his left rear wheel was covered with mud. heh
so i must conclude that i am a more skilled, and safer driver than those wimming bitches. i KNEW something was gonna happen, I just knew it. hence why I was keeping behind the other two most of the time. the only *sort* of dangerous thing I did was when i wimmed back on the first road way up ahead of them. I was going fast, I admit that. The roads were empty, but you never know, so in that light it was dangerous/stupid and I probably won't do that again (not with the lancer, at least ). just the fact that they were TRYING to keep up/catch up, and were out of sight.. with BETTER handling/just as fast cars? sad, just sad. the fact that someone ended up completely off the road also confirmed my belief that I suck LESS.
sorry of its long and NO CLIFFNOTES you lazy mofos. and YES I will have pics, but I wanted to post this now, gotta wait for chief to develop pics. they are of the 02 (red) protoge after the incident, and pics of the marks he left after landing in the dirt, I believe. hopefully the pics turned out.
heh heh heh
Myself, my brother and the Chief Master were out for a drive (me- 03 lancer, bro - 92 protoge, chief - 03 protoge). Of course my bro has the nice rims/wide lower profile tires, chief has 15" wheels (not nice rims but at least they're 15")... my lancer has little donut wheels. probably 13-14", on all-season crapola tires.
Somehow, I could still manage to keep myself on the road, and keep myself far far ahead of them. So we found one stretch, in the middle of nowhere... nice windy roads, hills, perfect smooth pavement (I don't like wimming on sh1tty roads, for obvious reasons). So chief in his protogay goes first, I let my bro follow and I keep my distance from both of them, maybe ~15 carlengths. I see chief hit the brakes, then bro hit the brakes... I just adjust my speed accordingly without ever touching them brakes.
So we get to the end of that stretch which was pretty cool, about 10 mins of driving at 100-130km/h - not excessive but not slow. So I tell them let's go back the way we came on this road (gas station around there,bro need gas) - but let me lead. So I go... now somehow, them with 15+ wheels and cars with stiffer suspension than mine, they manage to be so far back I can't even see them anymore? I stop and wait for them to catch up, then we go get gas. heh
So Im at a 1/4 but i may as well fill up, we all get gas. then we head back and theres one road bro suggests cause its supposedly really nice. so we go, and theres tons of potholes and really crappy roads .. and finally it evens out a bit. then tehre's this HUGE curve.. like way over 90 degree, and they obviously have all the warning signs for a sharp curve. I slow down, I see chief (in front). so, at this point im behind the 2 of them, i'm slowing down and im going maybe 50kmh, which is pretty much too fast for a curve like that in my car. chief goes through the curve, albeit dangerously, on the wrong side of the road (there were no cars, could see easily, for as far as the eye could see). Then I see my bro going into the curve, and I think... hmmm, he's going pretty fast .. but he has a tighter suspension and the mags and everything, he should be able to hook himself around there better than chief right.. NOPE! I see his car sort of hydro-plane (dirty road I guess), and sort of skid sideways/going straight over the curb into the field.. instant laughter ensues
. of course I nearly follow him cause i'm busy laughing at him - but obviously just turn and go where im supposed to before i make the same stupid mistake.
he landed just off the road, in some dirt, parallel to the road. lmfao! being the genius he is, he revved higher while trying to get out, obviously this just made his tires spin while in dirt. i told him to go really really slow on the clutch and dont give it much gas so he'll just roll, sort of like an automatic. me and chief ended up pushing him and he finally got out. his left rear wheel was covered with mud. heh
so i must conclude that i am a more skilled, and safer driver than those wimming bitches. i KNEW something was gonna happen, I just knew it. hence why I was keeping behind the other two most of the time. the only *sort* of dangerous thing I did was when i wimmed back on the first road way up ahead of them. I was going fast, I admit that. The roads were empty, but you never know, so in that light it was dangerous/stupid and I probably won't do that again (not with the lancer, at least ). just the fact that they were TRYING to keep up/catch up, and were out of sight.. with BETTER handling/just as fast cars? sad, just sad. the fact that someone ended up completely off the road also confirmed my belief that I suck LESS.
sorry of its long and NO CLIFFNOTES you lazy mofos. and YES I will have pics, but I wanted to post this now, gotta wait for chief to develop pics. they are of the 02 (red) protoge after the incident, and pics of the marks he left after landing in the dirt, I believe. hopefully the pics turned out.
heh heh heh
