Don't touch my junk!

[Wyndru]

I jumped around a bit in the video (TLDW), but did the guy preface the whole encounter with "if you touch my junk I'll have you arrested"? That is a little strange.

For some reason, this reminds me of Chris Elliott from scary movie 2 where he walked backward into everyone saying "my fanny is coming through, watch out for my fanny, don't touch my fanny!"

 

[CountZero]

There isn't a more obvious example of the fact that the terrorist have won than the TSA and its ever escalating series of "security" policies.

Such a waste of time and money, surely in the whole of the US there are more pressing issues this money could be going towards.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Chicks dig my junk.