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Dont mess with the fat kid

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So what happened here is, when a couple of my friends were in highschool(years ago), there was this kid who used to beat everyone up. They called him Ductman (because he fvcking put duct tape all over his clothes.) This kid was a huge dork and had huge anger problems, probably stemming from him being a dork. So when this kid was walking by at lunch, the little white kid, we'll call him Fits, threw the burrito at him. And since Ductman is a fvcking juggernaut, all in one motion he took his arm out of his backpack and cracked Fits. I know everyone wants to see the aftermath, but sorry there is none, the camera was turnwed off( i wasn't filming, i wasn't even there.) But the punch broke Fits' nose, and i heard there was mass amounts of blood, but oddly enough he didn't fall down after being hit. As for Fits, he's ok now, probably not throwing burritos at people anymore though. And after the punch, in Ductmans true fashion, he just walked away, just like always he does when he punches little kids that throw burritos at him.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
From the website:
fun with burritos - comments
So what happened here is, when a couple of my friends were in highschool(years ago), there was this kid who used to beat everyone up. They called him Ductman (because he fvcking put duct tape all over his clothes.) This kid was a huge dork and had huge anger problems, probably stemming from him being a dork. So when this kid was walking by at lunch, the little white kid, we'll call him Fits, threw the burrito at him. And since Ductman is a fvcking juggernaut, all in one motion he took his arm out of his backpack and cracked Fits. I know everyone wants to see the aftermath, but sorry there is none, the camera was turnwed off( i wasn't filming, i wasn't even there.) But the punch broke Fits' nose, and i heard there was mass amounts of blood, but oddly enough he didn't fall down after being hit. As for Fits, he's ok now, probably not throwing burritos at people anymore though. And after the punch, in Ductmans true fashion, he just walked away, just like always he does when he punches little kids that throw burritos at him.
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Honestly, it doesn't sound like they learned thier lesson, now does it.

I sincerely relate to that kid. I got in my fair share of fights, but sometimes I walked away when I should've broken a nose.
 
Originally posted by: RaiseUp
He doesn't look that fat at all
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He does too. I'd put him at just under 6' and at least 200 pounds. Probably 210. That's Obese.

Did you notice it was a left jab? I wonder if he's left-handed.
 
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