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Don't mess with Texas!!!

XMan

XMan

Lifer
A large group of Taliban soldiers are on the move in Afghanistan when from behind a sand dune they hear a voice shout, "Ten Taliban can't stand up to one Texas soldier!"

Immediately, the Taliban commander sends ten of his soldiers over the hill to engage the impertinent American. After a ferocious gun battle, the same voice calls out, "One HUNDRED Taliban aren't enough to take on one Texas soldier!"

Immediately, the commander sends 100 of his most ferocious warriors over the hill. Flashes of light light up the sky, and explosions shake the ground. After a fierce firefight, the same voice calls out, "A thousand Taliban can't take on one Texas soldier!"

Furious, the commander sends 1000 bloodthirsty warriors over the hill to kill the Texan. For an hour, the sound of gunfire, rocket launchers, exploding grenades, and screaming fills the air.

At the top of the hill, a haggard figure, mortally wounded, crawls over the top of the hill. The surviving Taliban soldier crawls up to his commander and gasps, in his dying breath, "Don't send any more. They're lying - there are two of them!
 
Haha! your warning came to late. I already stole the stupid cow skull! whats texas gonna do about it? ahahaha, nothing!! nect time get your own goddamn cactus!!
 
Yea...i think the civil war kinda established that states don't have that right...in any event, i like pie.
 
Man, why do I suddenly feel as though as I've returned to the sixth fricking grade?

Haha! your warning came to late. I already stole the stupid cow skull! whats texas gonna do about it? ahahaha, nothing!! nect time get your own goddamn cactus!!

yawn

Apart from the fact that Texas sucks? 😀

in any event, i like pie.

Now, children, in the common American vernacular, what you have just read is called a joke. The proper response is to laugh in your preferred method (chuckle, guffaw, et al) if you comprehended the joke. If you did not, simply state, "I didn't get it", and move on.

Jeez, this place has really gone downhill in the last few years . . . 😱

Hmm, thanks, I didn't know that. Got this in my E-mail today. My dad will appreciate the Marine iteration.
 
Did you know...

Texas is the only state that can fly its own state flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. All other states must fly their flag below the U.S. flag.

REL
 
Let's try this again . . . 😉

Yasser Arafat traveled to Washington, D.C. to meet with George W. Bush, in an effort to gain his support for a Palestinian state.

They began the meeting with a bit of small talk, where Arafat professed his love for Star Trek. "The only thing I don't understand," Arafat said, "is the fact that there are blacks, Asians, Russians, in Star Trek, but no Arabs. Do you know why this is?"

With a smirk, Bush replied, "Because it's in the future, Yasser."
 


<< "Because it's in the future, Yasser." >>

HAHAHAHA.... 😀 crude but funny, especially with the threats of nukes over there right now.
 


<< i heard the same joke before, except instead of texans it was american soldiers >>



I heard the same joke before too, except instead of Texans it was Canadian soldiers and instead of Taliban soldiers it was American soldiers and instead of the War in Afghanistan it was the War of 1812.


Oops. :Q
 


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<< i heard the same joke before, except instead of texans it was american soldiers >>



I heard the same joke before too, except instead of Texans it was Canadian soldiers and instead of Taliban soldiers it was American soldiers and instead of the War in Afghanistan it was the War of 1812.


Oops. :Q >>





ROFL!
 
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