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Don't make Canadians mad...

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TrueBlueLS

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Okay... so a couple of my friends and I went to Canada tonight. On our way back to the tunnel to get into the US again, I approached an intersection with no light. I come to a complete stop and look at my friends about when it would be "safe" to go. My best friend proceeds to tell me to continue until I get a spotlight of a police car shined on me. The officer approaches the car and asks if I'm "fvcking retarded or partially retarded" because it was a one way street. There were no marking for the street to be one way or anything. So I apologize and head back the other way.

Round two... We continue driving towards the tunnel as we're on the last street to it. My best friend looks over at this police car that's sitting in a parking lot ready to make a turn in our direction. He looks dead center at the vehicle and mouths "fvck you" to the car. No sooner than we pass do they pull us over. The officer that was talking with me and another passenger laughed the whole time as we explained the situation. The other officer proceeded to rip my friend a new asshole for his stupidity.

I'm ready for some sleep...
 
I'm awake. Feel my Wrath!

So let me get this straight a cop was overzealous in asking why you were going down a one way street (he sounded like an ass) and then your friend mouthed f*&k you to a cop? Hey Canada may only have one tank but the police do carry guns.
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I'm awake. Feel my Wrath!

So let me get this straight a cop was overzealous in asking why you were going down a one way street (he sounded like an ass) and then your friend mouthed f*&k you to a cop? Hey Canada may only have one tank but the police do carry guns.
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I thought they rode horses and wore those funny red jackets...😀
 
If they stop the flow of beer into the U.S. because of your little antics, I'm gonna kick your @ss. And your friends.

Then I'm gonna beg Skoorb to invite me over once a week until the quaranteen is lifted.
 
Yeah, don't p*ss off the Canadians. Must have beer. (And I think an awful lot of 2x4's come from Canada as well.)
 
I have no probs with Canandians ...The love to take my 3,000/year for my remote fishing trips in Manitoba


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Ausm
 
I thought they rode horses and wore those funny red jackets...😀
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That's the RCMP. But they only really do that for show. They do have cars and are actually a pretty capable police force!

Everyone is welcome to come over for beer.

 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I thought they rode horses and wore those funny red jackets...😀
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That's the RCMP. But they only really do that for show. They do have cars and are actually a pretty capable police force!

Everyone is welcome to come over for beer.
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i like their mount me hats.
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I thought they rode horses and wore those funny red jackets...😀
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That's the RCMP. But they only really do that for show. They do have cars and are actually a pretty capable police force!

Everyone is welcome to come over for beer.
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So you have beer for me? You are not going to bite me again are you?
 
This reminds me of an incident when I was 19. I was out cruising with a couple of my friends and we stopped in this parking lot with a bunch of other people. Well, we were all pretty smashed since we had a bottle of Jack with us. Well, my friend proceeded to get absolutely hammered out of his mind on this gallon of Jack. An older guy walks by my car and my friend proceeds to flip him off, call him every name in the book, etc., for no apparent reason. Well, the guy stops, turns around, walks up to my car, lifts his jacket and shows us his badge. He was a police officer. Needless to say that kind of put a damper on our night. Luckily we didn't get any tickets, but I wanted to kill my friend.....:|
 
Originally posted by: Millennium
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I thought they rode horses and wore those funny red jackets...😀
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That's the RCMP. But they only really do that for show. They do have cars and are actually a pretty capable police force!

Everyone is welcome to come over for beer.
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So you have beer for me? You are not going to bite me again are you?
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Again?? I thought that medication was supposed to takecare of the obsessive compulsive bitting... problem?!
 
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