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DON'T LICK THOSE ENVELOPES !!

bluegi

Senior member
DON'T LICK THOSE ENVELOPES !!
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>Subject: Never lick envelopes
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>If you lick your envelopes...You won't anymore!!!!
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>A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the
>envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the
>lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal
>swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing
>wrong.
>Her tongue was not sore or anything.
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>A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to
>get
>really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital,
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>and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue, and
>noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her
>tongue open, a live roach crawled out. There were roach eggs on the seal of
>the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her
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>saliva. It was warm and moist...
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>------------------------------------------
>This is a true story reported on CNN!
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>Andy Hume wrote: Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't
>believe the things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I
>haven't
>licked an envelope for years.
>
>To All:
>I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to
>lick
>the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and
>pull
>out 2500 envelops that were already printed for a customer who was doing a
>mailing and saw several squads of roaches roaming around inside a couple of
>boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes. I think
>print
>shops have a harder time controlling roaches than a restaurant. I always buy
>
>the self-sealing type. Or if need be I use a glue stick to seal one that has
>
>the type of glue that needs to be wet to stick.
>
>PLEASE PASS THIS ON !!!!


Ewwwwwwwwwwww...I am never going to lick another envelop

Bluegi
 
It is not real. I don't lick them anymore because they taste like crap. I used to look forward to paying my car insurance because they had a great taste but they changed the flavor.
 
It is sick, but c'mon.

So you believe those "if you send this to 20 other victims you'll find love in 5 days" forwards?
 
no really its true.
and my icq flower was changed into a marijuna leaf, seriously.
its the internet so it has to be true!

*kat. <-- if you cant tell shes being sarcastic
 
anytime RaDragon 😉

i lick my envelopes ALL the time! normal ones, the freebies that come with my bills, and ATM ones...can't say i like the flavor, and i HAVE sliced myself open a coupla times, but no hatched creepy crawlies here. 🙂
 
You know what makes me fuming bloody mad? The fact that I, as human, have to live around GODDAMNED MORONS who believe this sort of stuff.

You bloody idiots give monkeys a bad name. Christ, you really believe this? Go bad to the petting zoo.
 
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